OFMG!!! You guys arent gonna believe this one .....

['84 Scirocco <scirocco@macslut.org>]

Ok, sit back and grab a soda.

Go out to the bank and home depot today.  Aint been in my car for three days
as I'm rehabbing my house.  Anyhow I get a mile up the road at a light, and
go from 2nd to 3rd and it feels like there is peanut butter in my shifter.
I'm like "oh great, just what I need" (the wifes car is dying too).  Get
paranoid, keep driving, it happens again, then everything is fine.  Make it
to the bank.

Leave the bank, head to the Depot.  All of a sudden my car accelerates by
itself!  I can even feel the pedal move!  GHOST BUSTERS!  now I'm really
starting to shit my pants.  But then IT stops as well and I make it to the
Depot.  Stand in a long line daydreaming for 20 mins.  Leave, and in the lot
I see this THING under my car - oh great, I lost "whatever".  Get closer and
THE THING MOVES!!!!  AHHHHHH!!!!  I peek underneath and its crawling up my
front passenger wheel well.  Its all slimy and shit.  So I hop in and back
out, and its there in my parking space - a groundhog!  I couldnąt believe
it.  Then I notice he's all wet and there is a puddle in my space.
Hmmmmmmm.....

Drive the 2 miles home, car is smoking a bit.  Pop the lid at home and the
little bastard chewed holes through my upper radiator hose and the hose to
the overflow!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!  I should have ran over the little punk.

Well, I thought you'd get a kick out of that.  Upper rad hose was
practically brand new too.  Mo money, mo money.

Greg


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Greg Coan
St. Louis, MO
'84 Scirocco
'88 Sable Wagon (for the dog)(dying)(the car, not the dog)
scirocco@macslut.org


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