Re: OFMG!!! You guys arent gonna believe this one .....

[Eric Person <eperson@students.uiuc.edu>]

heh,
reminds me of the time i kept smelling this weird smell from my engine, and
one night in the Target parking lot we were just messing around looking in
the engine bay and I shine my flashlight down behind the engine to look at
the TT downpipe, and there was a huge fuckin rat, draped over the oxygen
sensor!(Very dead of course).  I had recently gotten the car back from the
exhaust guy and it must have crawled in there somehow.  Of course by this
time the rat was a freakin crispy pancake from the exhaust heat and being
dead and all.  So after digging it out with a stick, i think i ran over it
on the way out.
maybe not as weird as your story, but it was good for a laugh at the time.

Eric Person
86.5 16v 

At 06:56 PM 6/10/01 -0500, '84 Scirocco wrote:
>
>Ok, sit back and grab a soda.
>
>Go out to the bank and home depot today.  Aint been in my car for three days
>as I'm rehabbing my house.  Anyhow I get a mile up the road at a light, and
>go from 2nd to 3rd and it feels like there is peanut butter in my shifter.
>I'm like "oh great, just what I need" (the wifes car is dying too).  Get
>paranoid, keep driving, it happens again, then everything is fine.  Make it
>to the bank.
>
>Leave the bank, head to the Depot.  All of a sudden my car accelerates by
>itself!  I can even feel the pedal move!  GHOST BUSTERS!  now I'm really
>starting to shit my pants.  But then IT stops as well and I make it to the
>Depot.  Stand in a long line daydreaming for 20 mins.  Leave, and in the lot
>I see this THING under my car - oh great, I lost "whatever".  Get closer and
>THE THING MOVES!!!!  AHHHHHH!!!!  I peek underneath and its crawling up my
>front passenger wheel well.  Its all slimy and shit.  So I hop in and back
>out, and its there in my parking space - a groundhog!  I couldnąt believe
>it.  Then I notice he's all wet and there is a puddle in my space.
>Hmmmmmmm.....
>
>Drive the 2 miles home, car is smoking a bit.  Pop the lid at home and the
>little bastard chewed holes through my upper radiator hose and the hose to
>the overflow!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!  I should have ran over the little punk.
>
>Well, I thought you'd get a kick out of that.  Upper rad hose was
>practically brand new too.  Mo money, mo money.
>
>Greg
>
>
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>Greg Coan
>St. Louis, MO
>'84 Scirocco
>'88 Sable Wagon (for the dog)(dying)(the car, not the dog)
>scirocco@macslut.org
>
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