WOT: Interesting evening PG-13/R content

[mabatzis at gmail.com (Michael Abatzis)]

how come you had to pay for your own drinks? why didn't your buddies
buy the sober guy a lap dance?

On 11/8/06, Chris Bennett <scirocco16vr32@gmail.com> wrote:
> May be mildly offensive.
>
> I have been back on the right coast (as opposed to the left coast--not
> wrong coast but I guess that's a POV thing) lately and being that
> there isn't much to do in the bible belt after the damn bars close at
> 11pm...
>
> We naturally wandered into a strip club--they stay open later and
> serve alcohol.  Again the bible belt thing was kicking us in the ass,
> we could drink but it was a "pastie" club (not full nude)  Not that I
> frequent places like this, but I did volunteer to be the designated
> driver.  That did not mean that I couldn't look... sober or drunk,
> boobies are still boobies and I haven't met one (or two) I didn't like
> yet.
>
> (I have a point bear with me)
>
> So once I got the gang to sit and enjoy their beers, I had to fight
> off the strippers one by one...  Oh no please don't throw me in the
> briar patch!  Seriously--they kept wanting me to pay $120 for
> lapdance, and they wouldn't take no for an answer until I said it
> about three times and then of course I was an asshole.
>
> Then came along this interesting young lady... with the word "beast"
> tattooed across her lower back.  She was apparently an angry woman...
> but I wasn't drooling and apparently I didn't smell--strippers have a
> problem with that apparently in this part of the country, so she sat
> next to me and seemed to be desperate (well she was sitting next to
> me) to TALK about anything outside of this little seedy club.
>
> Alot of tattoos, a few piercings, and alot of attitude.  She was
> awesome.  She didn't like the pop music playing in the club so we
> discussed the "top 5" (high fidelity) when it came to good music for a
> place like this.
>
> Naturally, Lords of Acid and Rammstein were mentioned.  Then she told
> me she was in a band.  Heavily influenced by both... Really what
> instrument do you play?  She'd claw my eyes out for saying it but
> she's basically the cheerleader/gogo dancer for the band.  She gave me
> one of the band's cards and they seem to be really off the fucking
> map.  It's kinda like super leftish political punk music.  They really
> hate GW and play punk in desert cammos.
>
> I am sure they are being monitored by the alphabet soup gang for those
> reasons alone.
>
> I think the point of this email is that I did something at a strip
> joint other than throw dollars at someone.  I met someone interesting
> and got introduced to a rather interesting (in some form or another)
> garage band.  I don't really do strip clubs (anymore) it conflicts
> with the married status, and frankly I don't have cash to fix my car
> much less put strippers through college.  I got out of there down 8
> bucks for sodas.  Not too bad.
>
> I am not saying I like them or that I promote any message they have.
> I got a chuckle or two and I think it's worth a look though if nothing
> else to see a stripper in cammo facepaint.  LOL
>
> www.myspace.com/bloodycrackdownhq
>
> >From the website and talking to her apparently most of the tats are
> related to the band in some form or another.
>
> Seemed quiet and I am bored.  Enjoy or be outraged, or be offended.  Whatever.
> I took one for the team and didn't get my drink on.
>
> Chris
>
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