non scirocco question

[pb3vr6 at yahoo.com (Tonee Northam)]

An image that will take a while to get rid of, thanks!
 
There used to be a girl that worked at the IRS building in KCMO(Kansas City, MO) whose name was Iris.
 
She was caught cashing checks sent in by the tax payers. She's still in prison, and not the Martha Stewart prison.


Brian Haygood <haygood@myway.com> wrote:

>Your crack? Thanks for putting the thought in my head Mike,

Great, he is a crack head who worked for the IRS.

Swing back this way, pin~ata boi...

BH




--- On Sat 04/16, Tonee Northam < pb3vr6@yahoo.com > wrote:
From: Tonee Northam [mailto: pb3vr6@yahoo.com]
To: smithma7@gmail.com
Cc: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:21:27 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: non scirocco question

Sorry Mike, 

You just happened to be the only pinata` to swing at right now, and I don't own an automatic!

Anson, he doesn't have to be drunk, it comes out full-Anson! Anson walks into a bar, the sailors would run back to their boat (sorry Allyn)

Your crack? Thanks for putting the thought in my head Mike, But Tony(MD) seems enjoy the thought! 

Mike Smith wrote:
Drunk Mike, indeed. Is Anson known as Drunk Anson? NoooOOOOooo. And
I think he's made more drunken profanity-laced posts than I have. ;) 
Hats off to you, Drunk-Sailor-Mouthed Anson.

Man, April must be bash Mike month, what with Tony's infatuation with
my crack and this one....

Please, rest assured that I really don't take offense to these. Just
had to say something.

On another note, WHO'S READY FOR CINCY?!?!?!

On 4/16/05, Tonee Northam 
wrote:
> The only people I know of here (chicago) that can write off such an expense
> are cab drivers (Drunk Mike) and waiters/ captains(the guys who where a RL
> tux to work). 
> 
> If they use public transportation, cabs-trains-buses, etc. as long as they
> keep ALL of their receipts, then yes. 
> 
> But still, VA could have a different law and looking into it may be a
> benefit. 
> 
> Tonee, Coupon Clipper
> 
> Derrick floyd wrote: 
> hmm well its a dealership I'm about to start working at. I was
> thinking since I need a car to get there I could write it off.
> 
> On 4/15/05, Tonee Northam wrote:
> > If state and federal taxes are taken out of your check while employed in
> VA then you don't have to pay MD state tax, but any other taxes like
> property tax, then yes.
> > 
> > But Kevin is right, each state has their own little way of doing things,
> so check with the state.
> > 
> > Tonee, ex-IRS agent
> > 
> > Mike Smith wrote:
> > On my last job I worked in VA and lived in MD. Originally I lived in
> > VA and when I moved up here, I gave my new address to my employer.
> > >From that point on, MD was taking taxes instead of VA.
> > 
> > On the gas, if, some how, you can prove that the gas was needed for
> > your business then it could be written off as a business expense. I
> > was able to do this for 3 years when I lived in Portland, OR. Of
> > course, I was a cab driver at the time, so the gas truely was needed
> > to run my business. MY business? you ask... Even though I worked
> > for one of the two biggest cab companies in the area (Broadway, for
> > you PDXers), we were still required to have a business license.
> > Basically, I paid them a set fee each week to use their cab and for
> > them to feed me orders (ppl who call for cabs). So, even though I
> > worked for them, I was technically an independant businessman in the
> > field of ground transportation. (Sounds snazzy, doesn't it?)
> > 
> > HTH!
> > 
> > On 4/16/05, Kevin Collins wrote:
> > > Derrick floyd wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hi guys. Wanted to ask a tax question. can I write off gas on my
> > > > taxes if I travel from MD to VA everyday to work? also if my job is
> > > > in VA do I pay MD and VA state taxes or just VA taxes?
> > >
> > > On question 1 - definitely NO, on #2, not sure, consult the tax code for
> > > your state.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Kevin Collins
> > > Chandler, AZ
> > > '86.5 16v 2.0
> > > '04 Golf R32
> > >
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> > Mike
> > '86 red 16v (Red 5)
> > "Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!
> > EHHHHhehehehehehhh!" - Skeletor
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Mike
'86 red 16v (Red 5)
"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito! 
EHHHHhehehehehehhh!" - Skeletor












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