[OT Humor] You know you are a VW nut if...

[Joe.Doty@lcnetwork.com (Joe Doty)]

Hahaha, good show!  I'd like to add:

- you have enough spare parts to build an entire car
- your neighbors can't figure out if you're running a junkyard or an =
auto shop from your house
- you are constantly trying to get your friends to join the "family"
- employees at the local junkyards know you by name

Joe Doty
IT/Development
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Marc Getty [mailto:marc@getty.net]
> Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 2:47 PM
> To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> Subject: [OT Humor] You know you are a VW nut if...
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> your 4 year old gets a "time out" for slamming the door too hard.
> your 15 year old gets a "serious talking to" when she slams the trunk
> lid too hard.
> you pull up to a 5.0 in your stock 8v and think "i SO got you off the
> line".
> for a time, you seriously considered changing your name to Victor
> Wilson...for obvious reasons.
> you know exactly what A3, MK3, B5, GTi and GLi means...
> you try to use those abbreviations in everyday conversation as much as
> possible.
> while camping, someone says "i hate bugs", and you feel compelled to
> give them a lesson in the beauty of german engineering.
> while looking at the price of a Ferarri, you think "hmmm, i could get
> FOUR vw's for that much!"
> you think "v-tec" is one of those dirty four letter words.
> you consider a VW Thing one of the most beautiful cars ever made. you
> have VW parts in all four of your bedroom closets
> you have a poster, photo, or picture of a VW in each room of your
> house
> you have a basement and garage full of VW parts many of which you do
> not even know you have
> you have so many VWs that you cannot keep them all in one place
> you start naming your children and pets after the names of VW models
> you start calling your VWs by name
> you spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to fit three of your
> VWs in your two car garage
> you think seriously about knocking down the rec room wall in your
> house so you can park two more of your VWs inside the house You always
> buy whatever is in a vending machine under your chassis number.
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> -Marc
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> '87 Tornado Red 16v Bogged Scirocco @ 235K miles
> http://getty.net/scirocco/
> '02 Mercedes-Benz C230 Kompressor Sports Coupe -
> http://getty.net/c230k/
>     in Heliodongr=FCn (Citron Green) took European Delivery in May =
2002,
>     state-side delivery on July 19, 2002, currently at 18,600 miles
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