[OT Humor] You know you are a VW nut if...

[juliemac57@hotmail.com (Julie Macfarlane)]

ROTFL.  Oh my god, I resemble some of those remarks!
That deserves to be a poster. I can place it under the VW ads I have in my 
office.
An one in the garage.
And one in the basement next to the spare parts.
And...



Julie Macfarlane
Menlo Park Research & Development
Internet Application Developer
www.menloparkrandd.com
www.montgomeryweb.org
Amsterdam NY





>From: "Marc Getty" <marc@getty.net>
>To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
>Subject: [OT Humor] You know you are a VW nut if...
>Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 17:47:25 -0500
>
>
>your 4 year old gets a "time out" for slamming the door too hard.
>your 15 year old gets a "serious talking to" when she slams the trunk
>lid too hard.
>you pull up to a 5.0 in your stock 8v and think "i SO got you off the
>line".
>for a time, you seriously considered changing your name to Victor
>Wilson...for obvious reasons.
>you know exactly what A3, MK3, B5, GTi and GLi means...
>you try to use those abbreviations in everyday conversation as much as
>possible.
>while camping, someone says "i hate bugs", and you feel compelled to
>give them a lesson in the beauty of german engineering.
>while looking at the price of a Ferarri, you think "hmmm, i could get
>FOUR vw's for that much!"
>you think "v-tec" is one of those dirty four letter words.
>you consider a VW Thing one of the most beautiful cars ever made. you
>have VW parts in all four of your bedroom closets
>you have a poster, photo, or picture of a VW in each room of your
>house
>you have a basement and garage full of VW parts many of which you do
>not even know you have
>you have so many VWs that you cannot keep them all in one place
>you start naming your children and pets after the names of VW models
>you start calling your VWs by name
>you spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to fit three of your
>VWs in your two car garage
>you think seriously about knocking down the rec room wall in your
>house so you can park two more of your VWs inside the house You always
>buy whatever is in a vending machine under your chassis number.
>
>
>
>-Marc
>
>'87 Tornado Red 16v Bogged Scirocco @ 235K miles
>http://getty.net/scirocco/
>'02 Mercedes-Benz C230 Kompressor Sports Coupe -
>http://getty.net/c230k/
>     in Heliodongrün (Citron Green) took European Delivery in May 2002,
>     state-side delivery on July 19, 2002, currently at 18,600 miles
>
>
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