Re: My Scirocco is essentially trashed.

["Monster" <monster@aros.net>]

I forgot to add that here in Utah, that if there is a cop on the side of the
road and it doesnt matter how fast your going.. INSTANTLY you slam on your
brakes and go 25 mph.  It there is an accedent nevermind about the 5 miles
of traffic you have backed up, you are busy looking at the accedent. (In
Denver you try that you get your ass run over!)
If it's Sunday you go 40 in the fast lane, thats just the rules. (Dont know
WHOS rule but...)
If you are approaching an intersection step on your brakes.  you never know
if that one person might slip through the lanes of traffic and just come
flying out to hit just you.
If there is a traffic jam block the intersections even though the sign says
dont.  You REALLY want that $150 ticket for obstructing emergency vehicles.
never EVER drive normal, you MUST be playing with the kids 9Utah is famouse
for BMW's Big Mormon Wagons) so make sure to leave your turn signal on,
doesnt matter which one, and swearve back and fourth.  Make absolutely sure
to hold up traffic by going 25 in the city and 40 on the highway because you
JUST HAVE to take that phone call.  God forbid if it goes to voicemail!
Coffee isnt a big item here like it is in California so we dont have to
worry about that.... yet.. it's some mormon rule not to drink anything with
cafine in it.. yea right thats why they own 49% of Coke.
If there are cars next to you in a parking lot you MUST door ding the car
next to you.. It's like dogs leaving their scent.
If it's after 11 at night and you are in Salt Lake City never EVER watch
where your going, Especially at 39th and state.  You know there is the
worlds First KFC sitting there and the light is red with no traffic but that
undented scirocco is sitting at the light and you just CANT see the brake
lights so when he lets off the brakes and zips into the intersection slam on
your brakes, cause a big commotion and act like you ment to do that,
meanwhile the driver of the scirocco is taking a spatula and prying himself
off the steering wheel while trying to get his heart jumpstarted again.
If you are in the mall walk like you drive... aimlessly and without a clue.
The scirocco driver loves to make that comment about "Damn mormons, walk
like they drive.. aimlessly and without a clue!"
One last thing.. If you dont see a parking space at the mall block someone,
eventually they will reort you and they will announce that your vehicle is
blocking someone and you need to more it or be towed.  Make sure to take
your own time too and drag all your "chillins" with you to take extra time.
The driver you blocked wont be in a hurry or much less a Big city driver and
wont threaten your life.  He probably wont show you the American Peace sign
either and say something rude about your religion.
Now do we REALLY want all the stupid people here for the Olympics??????
(finished venting but just for yesterday)
-=John=-


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