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Re: Racing Moment Humor



 
 
I feel your pain. I work at an Acura dealer, we get losers like this in the shop all the bloody time.  Sometimes I just want to smack them for being so stupid. :)  You don'tneed therapy, you're just allergic to stupid people.
 
Just my $0.02
 
Marie

 
So I was up bright and early this morning because I had to take Mom to her doctor's appointment.  I'm my usual mellow, not-a-care-in-the-world self as I'm heading down the 110 highway to merge into the 10 East.  I'm in the far right lane and there's an open lane next to me (hell, it was too early for traffic on a Saturday morning).  Anyway, this Honda Civic EX (mini-sedan looking type) comes blazing out of nowhere and sits smack on my car's ass!  If I tapped the brakes, the guy would have been in my back seat wishing me a good morning :/    Okay....the lane next to me is EMPTY yet he's still sitting on my backside.  I slow down so he can get the hint to go around if he's in a hurry.  No dice.  He flips on his parking lights and they are a neon blue color and vibrates/fluctuates colors so the damn things are winking like a neon sign.  I'm coming up on the merge lane so I guess I got a bit of road rage at this point (it was the lights damnit!), downshifted to fourth gear, and punched it into the hairpin (30 mph zone) turn.  As I did this, I let out my usual "whoo hooo!" howl and had the most evil grin plastered on my mug (face, that is) while I'm glaring at this guy in my rear view mirror.  My Mom looks over at me with wide-eyed horror, shakes her head, and asks, "I was a good mother, wasn't I?"   I had to laugh :) as I watched the Honda fade in my mirror then glanced over at my Mom.  I know I have New Mexico plates on and the California (LA in particular) drivers give me NO love, but damn....   Yeah....I need therapy :)
 
 
Steph