Re: Parts needed

[Jason Brunberg <stoopid@idirect.com>]

MIKE wrote:
> 
>         Hi everyone.....i was in need of some advice and some parts....first i
> need advice on power windows switches that look nice in the scirocco. I do
> not like door panel mounted switched. I guess this limits me to what kind
> of switches i can place into the car and where i can put them...any ideas
> would be appreciated. Then i need help finding the parts i decide to put
> into the car. The used shops around here will not pull a door panel off
> unless you want the entire door panel (like $100) I would rather not pay
> this for just needing switches.


	Well, there's the "gat" option.  Get a gun for about $20, go up to the
guy who's busting your balls, and ask him really nicely if you could
give him, say, $23 for the whole car.  That way, you can say you got the
car for a "steal" and laugh inside because you're so witty.  Also, if
the cops ask you any questions, you can tell them that you paid for it
fair and square.  I mean, what kind of loon would steal a car at
gunpoint then pay the guy for his car.  Logical thinkers that they are,
the local law enforcement officers would see your point and make their
way back to the poor carless sod and proceed to charge him with lying to
an armed officer, and putting the boots to him.  

	But don't worry, they won't ask questions.  I know.  Oh yes, I know. 
So now you've got yourself a whole car.  Remove whatever parts you need
and from there you can sell the rest of it back to the chump with the
police-issue-footware-markings-all-about- the-face at gunpoint for at
least a 10000% profit (y'know, like $2Gs or something reasonable).  He's
learned his lesson now, so he'll probably tell you to keep the car after
you've sold it to him.  Hey! You are way ahead of the game!  Can you see
a trend?  I see a trend.  Do this four or five times a week, and I
imagine that he'll be ready to sell his shop to help finance your little
mental cash-making scheme.  At this point, buy his shop, but be
generous, it's all he's got left.  Now you've got a shop with a bunch of
tools, and hopefully a hoist of your very own.  Aren't you lucky?  Yes,
but you're also smart...and I am fuc*ing cracked ;P



	Honestly tho, I'm here purely for my own comic relief.  I'm still
looking for some de-locked rear door handles from a 4-door Jetta or Golf
to put on my car.  Good luck in your endeavours.

jason
the mad bastard
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