Idea for a new invention

[spewey at comcast.net (Spewey)]

Chris Bennett wrote:
> That it could brother...
> 
> The slogan could be "We know where you hide the bacon"

But bacon is good.  It's tasty and smells good.  You want a button with 
like a pig farting or something.  Or a donut, donut=cop.  And doesn't 
this already exist in the form of CB radio, good buddy?  You haven't 
explained how it would work on the receiving end.  My GPS iPhone would 
would have to beep and show me the donut when I got close, I wouldn't 
need to know about cops in PNW on my computer at home.  But it is a 
non-stupid idea except for the fact that speedtraps vanish after a 
random period of time.  Good thinking!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-n3E43M3Y

We have a game in our household where we name our farts like martial 
arts maneuvers and try to repeat them.  Duck in a Pond is my favorite, 
three short quacks.