OT: I love my momma!

[smithma7 at gmail.com (Mike Smith)]

I think you sharted is more like it.  LOL.  She never paid because the
quality of service was lacking.  If this is how you say Happy
Birthday, please don't tell me you love me!  :P

All in good fun, indeed.

Now back to things at hand:

It has been suggested (well, commanded is more like it) that I name
the car "Getty."  "Why?" I ask.  "Don't ask questions! Do it!"

"If I name it that, does this mean it will go around trying to hit
Ben?"  "Only if it's drunk or he really deserves it."

So the options so far:
1) Getty
2) Fartmobile ("The horn sounds like a fart when you push the alarm"
said my daughter.  I found this entry written in the dirt on the car
this morning.  I love kids.  >:D )
3) ???

Any other helpful suggestions?  Chris, if you come up with any, please
sit on them for 20 minutes.  If they're still funny, I'll consider
hearing them.  LOL.

Oh and it's male.  The girl at the local conv store asked if I had
"named her" yet.  I said "it has a turbo" (and grabbed my balls) "I
think it's a boy."  She laughed.

On 10/2/06, Chris Bennett <scirocco16vr32@gmail.com> wrote:
> crickets chirping...
>
> Man you'd think I had farted in church.
>
> On 10/2/06, Chris Bennett <scirocco16vr32@gmail.com> wrote:

She never paid.
> >

-- 
Mike
'86 red 16v: Red 5 (aka der Jahrtausendfeierfalke)
'05 Indigo Blue GTI 1.8T (nameless, ATM)
"The world is my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum." - King Crimson