Diagnose This: Episode 1

[marc_scirocco at sympatico.ca (Mtl-Marc)]

> --- C Boyko <roccit_53@scirocco.cs.uoguelph.ca> wrote:
> > Down a cold beverage of your choice, I chose Sleeman's Cream Ale because
> it
> > comes in clear bottles which are shorter than Corona, and there's no
> need
> > for the messy lime. Rinse and repeat until you have four. Then at the
> top
> > of your lungs, scream "You mother(%#@*ing ungrateful car, you owe me
> better
> > than this". Then begin to sob.
> 
> Cathy:
> 
> You were cool up to the last sentence.
> 
> Eric: DON'T SOB.  DO NOT CRY.  This is NOT manly.  Our enbreasted friends
> can sob, but you dude -
> be a man, just freaking kick something.
> 
> But not Katie.
> 
> Cheapass Ron
> ambidextrous kicker
> 

This is freakin hilarioussss. :-P