OT: Wednesday joke for those that live Dilbert every day

[patrick.bureau at gmail.com (Patrick Bureau)]

this sure sounds alot like a Microsoft discovery....lol


 On 10/19/05, Eric S <scirocco@vintagewatercooleds.com> wrote:
>
>
> A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
> element yet known to science - "managementium." It has 1 neutron, 12
> assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
> for an atomic mass of 312.
>
> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are
> further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called
> peons.
>
> Managementium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected
> however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny
> amount of managementium can take a reaction that normally occurs in
> seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.
>
> Managementium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay but
> "re-organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy
> neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the
> confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.
>
> This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
> governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
> forming
> critical morass. Researchers believe that in Managementium, the more you
> re-
> organize, the morass you cover.
>
> --
> Eric
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