A fun little friday story

[scourge at cogeco.ca (Scourge)]

Hahahah
"There are few things in this world which I enjoy more
than sex, driving with an audience just happens to be
one of them."
New best quote!!

-George
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Anson Clement" <ansonivan@yahoo.com>
To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2005 4:25 PM
Subject: A fun little friday story


> I'll post this here at Cathy's behest... hopefully it
> cheers somebody up.
> 
> 
> 
>                "No Justice"
> 
> My goals for sunday were simple, sit around the house
> and recover from all the foul things I ingested on the
> preceding two nights.
> 
> After rising at the crack of noon* and lounging about
> for a few hours I decided it seemed safe to venture
> outside.
> 
> Not wanting to take on anything serious, requiring
> great thought or effort I decided to pick up a new set
> of wheels for my venerable K2 softboots.
> 
> The skates are on their 5th set of rollers and like
> the preceeding four sets those too had sucumbed to the
> forces of friction.
> I nursed the Scirocco to life and aimed it in the
> direction of Easton.
> 
> Now to the point.
> 
> After fruitless forrays into both Dicks and SportMart
> I found myself pootling along on some Gahana road
> approaching an onramp for 161, an open ramp beckoning
> ahead of me and some kiddie in a new Celica right on
> my ass.
> 
> There are few things in this world which I enjoy more
> than sex, driving with an audience just happens to be
> one of them.
> 
> I would explain the term "lift off oversteer" but that
> would interrupt the flow of the story, lets just say
> that it's the most fun one can have in a front wheel
> drive car without a pharmacist in the back seat..
> 
> 50mph, 3rd gear, full throttle, lift, flick wheel, out
> comes the back.
> 
> A touch of counter steer and 2/3rds throttle holds the
> car sideways for a few seconds, I can see Celica boy
> locking up his brakes in the rearview clearly
> anticipating a spin... or maybe just frightened at
> seeing something live which he's only previously
> viewed on the telly.
> 
> Near the bottom of the ramp I toss it again, a lesser
> angle this time and shift to fourth when it
> straightens out.
> 
> I merge onto 161 at a healthy 75 and immediately
> notice two things, a sign saying "speed limit 45mph"
> and the Gahana police car looming large in my
> rearview.
> 
> As I coast it down to 55 I see the cop picking up
> speed, the crown vic bears down on my guilty
> conscience like some motorized angel of death and then
> blows by me.
> 
> My new best freind pulls up on some tool in a Ford
> explorer and turns on the cherries.
> 
> The laughter abbated after my face began to hurt but
> the giggling continued all the way home.
> 
> I just got done spreading half of goodyears rubber
> supply all over the onramp and this poor sod is going
> to get a ticket for doing 5 over!
> 
> There is no justice in this world and I fucking love
> it!
> 
> *Thanks for that J
> 
> 
> 
> 
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