non scirocco question

[pb3vr6 at yahoo.com (Tonee Northam)]

Sorry Mike, 
 
You just happened to be the only pinata` to swing at right now, and I don't own an automatic!
 
Anson, he doesn't have to be drunk, it comes out full-Anson! Anson walks into a bar, the sailors would run back to their boat (sorry Allyn)
 
Your crack? Thanks for putting the thought in my head Mike, But Tony(MD) seems enjoy the thought! 

Mike Smith <smithma7@gmail.com> wrote:
Drunk Mike, indeed. Is Anson known as Drunk Anson? NoooOOOOooo. And
I think he's made more drunken profanity-laced posts than I have. ;) 
Hats off to you, Drunk-Sailor-Mouthed Anson.

Man, April must be bash Mike month, what with Tony's infatuation with
my crack and this one....

Please, rest assured that I really don't take offense to these. Just
had to say something.

On another note, WHO'S READY FOR CINCY?!?!?!

On 4/16/05, Tonee Northam 
wrote:
> The only people I know of here (chicago) that can write off such an expense
> are cab drivers (Drunk Mike) and waiters/ captains(the guys who where a RL
> tux to work). 
> 
> If they use public transportation, cabs-trains-buses, etc. as long as they
> keep ALL of their receipts, then yes. 
> 
> But still, VA could have a different law and looking into it may be a
> benefit. 
> 
> Tonee, Coupon Clipper
> 
> Derrick floyd wrote: 
> hmm well its a dealership I'm about to start working at. I was
> thinking since I need a car to get there I could write it off.
> 
> On 4/15/05, Tonee Northam wrote:
> > If state and federal taxes are taken out of your check while employed in
> VA then you don't have to pay MD state tax, but any other taxes like
> property tax, then yes.
> > 
> > But Kevin is right, each state has their own little way of doing things,
> so check with the state.
> > 
> > Tonee, ex-IRS agent
> > 
> > Mike Smith wrote:
> > On my last job I worked in VA and lived in MD. Originally I lived in
> > VA and when I moved up here, I gave my new address to my employer.
> > >From that point on, MD was taking taxes instead of VA.
> > 
> > On the gas, if, some how, you can prove that the gas was needed for
> > your business then it could be written off as a business expense. I
> > was able to do this for 3 years when I lived in Portland, OR. Of
> > course, I was a cab driver at the time, so the gas truely was needed
> > to run my business. MY business? you ask... Even though I worked
> > for one of the two biggest cab companies in the area (Broadway, for
> > you PDXers), we were still required to have a business license.
> > Basically, I paid them a set fee each week to use their cab and for
> > them to feed me orders (ppl who call for cabs). So, even though I
> > worked for them, I was technically an independant businessman in the
> > field of ground transportation. (Sounds snazzy, doesn't it?)
> > 
> > HTH!
> > 
> > On 4/16/05, Kevin Collins wrote:
> > > Derrick floyd wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hi guys. Wanted to ask a tax question. can I write off gas on my
> > > > taxes if I travel from MD to VA everyday to work? also if my job is
> > > > in VA do I pay MD and VA state taxes or just VA taxes?
> > >
> > > On question 1 - definitely NO, on #2, not sure, consult the tax code for
> > > your state.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Kevin Collins
> > > Chandler, AZ
> > > '86.5 16v 2.0
> > > '04 Golf R32
> > >
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Mike
'86 red 16v (Red 5)
"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito! 
EHHHHhehehehehehhh!" - Skeletor