Momentary mumble.

[pilotlars at yahoo.com (Lars Bruchmann)]

well, we only provided tp, soap, and paper towels, and
people complained about all those.  i told them to
bring their own.  they didn't like that either.  hey-
i didn't like the coffee people made there, so i
brought my own!  same deal.
--- David Utley <fahrvegnugen@cox.net> wrote:

> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org
> [mailto:scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of
> Lars Bruchmann
> Sent: Saturday, November 20, 2004 5:28 PM
> To: Dan Smith; scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> Subject: Re: Momentary mumble.
> 
> It's prolly a good thing she did not call to
> complain about the sanitary
> napkins instead...  Sounds like she was indeed on
> the rag...  :)
> 
> David
> 
> PS--  Don't hate me ladies, I have a coarse sense of
> humor (when accidental
> death is not involved)
> 
> back at Aviano air base, in italy, i was in charge
> of
> the cleaning contracts on base.  that involved the
> bathroom cleaning and resupplying.  so one day a
> lady
> calls me and tells me that the tiolet paper is
> really
> bad, and that it is not good for women to use.  i
> did
> not understand that, and she explained that women
> can
> have 'personal area problems' with bad toilet paper.
> i don't recall exactly what the problem was that she
> said, but i had heard of it.  anyways.. i tell her
> that the tp is the same everyone gets, and that it's
> the only one we have.  she then asked me who she
> should talk to to get better tp.  i told her to
> write
> her senator.  she was very upset about that.  i
> explained that the tp meets the minimum requirements
> set by the department of defense in the pentagon.
> that those people who make the rules are subordinate
> to the senate and the congress.  the next day, my
> supeintendant comes over to me, saying that the
> squadron commander received a call from the
> operations
> squadron commander that one of his sergeants had
> been
> very rude to a lady asking about better cleaning,
> that
> i had told her to call her senator.  i explained the
> situation, and he agreed with me, and went away.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 



		
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