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Momentary mumble.
Sorry David, I was talking about the trailer trash that cussed you out on the phone.
Hense, I didn't know you could pull a mobile home with a jetta. hehe
David Utley <fahrvegnugen@cox.net> wrote:
I think you might be refering to the Touareg commercial that got pulled sometime back... They should one pulling a streamline like 20-footer. Lo, & behold someone bought a Two-rag because they had one... A/T went south, the fella wanted VW to pay. They did, and then they promptly bought the vehicle back... Doh...
David
Touareg = Two Rag, one for when you shit yourself because of the high price to buy it, the other for when you shit yourself because the high prices of the parts...
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> From: Tonee Northam
> Date: 2004/11/18 Thu PM 02:23:56 EST
> To: fahrvegnugen@cox.net, Dan Bubb ,
> scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> Subject: Re: Re: Momentary mumble.
>
> Can you actually pull a mobile home with a jetta?
>
>
>
> David Utley wrote:
> You might be suprised what kind of blame I occassionally get here...
>
> The funny thing was, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the mouth breather... He had to put up with that more than I would have even tried to...
>
> David
>
> (Is that last sentence good English?)
> >
> > From: Tonee Northam
>
> > Date: 2004/11/18 Thu PM 01:50:25 EST
> > To: fahrvegnugen@cox.net, Dan Bubb ,
> > scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> > Subject: Re: Re: Momentary mumble.
> >
> > They screwed up their own car and blamed you?
> >
> > You should have told them that the red stuff goes in honda's and that they need to go buy one to put it in, and to quit killing off vw's.
> >
> > David Utley wrote:
> > While not as labor intensive a job, you sound like me here at my job...
> >
> > A lady called last week and said, "I have a 96 Jetta, and we just put some P/S fluid in it, and it is still moaning... How much is a pump?" I replied, "Well, what kind of P/S fluid did you put in?" She asks her boyfriend, "Lucas." "I'm sorry, I should say what color..." She asks again, "Red"... "Okay," I replied, "that is the cause for the whine there. You need to use the green P/S fluid we sell here- "Listen, will you just tell me the fucking price of the goddamned P/S pump?! Every time I call you fucking people, you tell me I put the wrong fucking color this or that in it. Just tell me the price of the fuking pump!" Now I am suprised I did not hang up on her, or scream back. Instead I said, "Ma'am, you do realize that I am on the learning curve with this, don't you? And you also realize that I am trying to help you?" "Just tell me the price of---" "Alright, hold on..." Boyfriend comes on the phone, sounds like a real mouth-breather, "Yeah, how much is the pump?" He mutters in
> > between exchanges..."Hold on sport." Here is where poetic justice comes in. "Yes, that pump is 438.62, exhchange..." "438.62? Okay, thanks.."
> >
> > I can't ever remember bitching someone out that I did not know, ever. And unfortunately it happens about once every two weeks here...
> >
> > David <------ Suffering burnout
> > >
> > > From: "Dan Bubb"
> > > Date: 2004/11/18 Thu AM 08:02:48 EST
> > > To: ,
> > > Subject: Re: Momentary mumble.
> > >
> > > Obviously not.
> > > Either it was somebody in a difficult situation where a little help could go a long way or it was
> > > somebody that had some performance plans that would not be realized without my help (typically due
> > > to financial issues) and I had a technical interest in participating in the performance upgrade. (or
> > > just convinced myself that it was a really easy job that could be done so quickly it didn't matter!)
> > > In most cases the owner participated, either a lot or a little.
> > > Doesn't mean it hasn't been a lot of work.
> > > Just means that in general, I'm a sucker. Somebody needs it and I pretty much have the means to do
> > > it.
> > > In the end when everybody drives their car away, I'm not sure that all the work has benefited me
> > > very much.
> > >
> > >
> > > From: "David Utley"
> > > Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:06 PM
> > > Subject: Re: Re: Momentary mumble.
> > >
> > >
> > > > So, they held you up gunpoint for you to work on them, hmmm? ;-)
> > > >
> > > > David
> > > >
> > > > > From: "Dan Bubb"
> > > > > Date: 2004/11/17 Wed PM 03:59:00 EST
> > > > > To: "Neptuno" , "Rhett Farnum"
> > > > > , "Matthew H."
> > > > > CC: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> > > > > Subject: Re: Momentary mumble.
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh you poor guys! Can't wait to get another Scirocco?
> > > > > I am so goddamned sick of these phucking cars!
> > > > > All I've done for the last 2 and a half years is work on Sciroccos. Work at work, work on
> > > Sciroccos!
> > > > > 2 engine swaps, two turbo installs, 3 engine management installations, cut up two wrecked or
> > > rusted
> > > > > shells, resurrected a Piece-o-crap that should have hit the junkyard, at least 6 tranny rebuilds
> > > + 4
> > > > > LSD installations not to mention all the brake and suspension work! And out of all that work
> > > only
> > > > > the Piece-o-crap belongs to me!
> > > > > My ass is tired! My brain is ready to melt!
> > > > > Eff it!
> > > > > Good old Dan
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the engine sing...
> >
> >
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> Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the engine sing...
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> Elmhurst, IL.
> mk3 Corrado VR6 (Baby)
> mk4 Angry Bunny GLX VR6 (Sleeper)
> pv4 Plymouth Voyager SE (Wife's Winter Driver)
> b3 Passat GLX VR6 (Now Jarrett's Newer B3)
>
> (Honda, The Other White Meat)
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Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the engine sing...
Elmhurst, IL.
mk3 Corrado VR6 (Baby)
mk4 Angry Bunny GLX VR6 (Sleeper)
pv4 Plymouth Voyager SE (Wife's Winter Driver)
b3 Passat GLX VR6 (Now Jarrett's Newer B3)
(Honda, The Other White Meat)