Cars available!!

[spewey at comcast.net (Spewey)]

Dave Ewing wrote:

> Hello all!
> 
> I just wanted to let you all know that I have a few cars available.  One for
> free and others for cheap!

Free, huh?

> 84 Rabbit 2 dr Diesel with sunroof.  A few minor issues but when it is
> available it will be mechanically sound (will have a bunch of new parts).
> Interior is in great shape other than the headliner (blue) and the body is
> silver with very minor rust.  Gets about 50 mpg depending on how you drive
> it!!!  Great for a second car!  $1200 OBO.

This isn't the FREE one.

> 84 4dr rabbit with 1.8L 5spd swap.  Dark blue and in good shape.  Will need
> a little attention here and there but overall in good shape.  Best offer!

How about FREE?

> 82 or 83 Scirocco for parts.  Have the bill of sale but no title.  Had fire
> under hood to where everything will need to be replaced.  Motor and trans
> are still in the car and suspect they are ok but will need attention along
> with master/booster/all wiring and hoses.  Has replacement hood already (not
> on car and available separately if necessary).  The car is stuffed full of
> various parts from other sciroccos for rebuild of this car so all the parts
> to fix the car are probably in it!  This car is best offer as well.

Is this the FREE one?

> 80 something Quantum Wagon for parts.  This car is also full of VW parts
> that I do not know what are for.  The car is a TD in which I will be
> steeling for my truck but the trans (close ratio "B" body style trans) is
> possibly available.  I think Brian Decker wants it but not for sure.

This must be FREE!

> 89 Ford F350 Dually 4dr set up for 5th wheel.  The truck is nice with a
> 460ci motor with automatic.  A/C, cruise, Tilt, etc. etc. etc.  It has
> little spruce up stuff too like visor over the windshield, lights, cool 5th
> wheel tail gate, etc.  We're looking for low blue book on this which is
> around $5K.

Definitely not FREE.

> Rabbit diesel for parts--square headlight version with the body in decent
> shape.  Runs but needs lots of help!  best offer.

Will you take NOTHING?

> 77 Rabbit with 64K original miles.  Factory 1.6L auto still installed.  I
> plan on taking the trans and A1 parts for auto trans out of it but could
> keep it in there if wanted.  The body is in great shape, interior needs
> work/parts but this is a GREAT platform for a fun car (made nice and sturdy
> in 77!!).  Best offer!

Oh, ok, I get it.  It's only free if noone else pays....