16 year old - concubine wanted - not to exceed $3,000

[ron at bunch.org (ron@bunch.org)]

You did mean a 16 year old concubine in trade for a <26K mile 16V, didn't you?
You'd have to deliver the car to Georgia, where that's "sort of" legal.

Do you only have one low mileage 16V to sacrifice?
With 1 April rapidly approaching, I am sorry list management demands 
required me to switch to digest mode this weekend.