The Speeding Ticket

[juliemac57 at hotmail.com (Julie Macfarlane)]

Who can forget that demo of Man Teets by that manly man Pat?



Julie Macfarlane
1981 MKI 2L 16v w 2Y
"For good health : EAT RICE!"
Amsterdam NY





>From: "Erik" <pats16v@columbus.rr.com>
>Reply-To: Erik <pats16v@columbus.rr.com>
>To: "Anson Clement" <ansonivan@yahoo.com>, "Sara Arms" 
><gtigirlie@hotmail.com>
>CC: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>Subject: Re: The Speeding Ticket
>Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 21:53:31 -0500
>
>Ha ha ha.  Man teets.
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Anson Clement" <ansonivan@yahoo.com>
>To: "Sara Arms" <gtigirlie@hotmail.com>
>Cc: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
>Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 7:52 PM
>Subject: RE: The Speeding Ticket
>
>
> > Shit girl, if you know something I don't you need to speak up.... I 
>wanna
>play with the damn things if I have them!
> >
> > Anson
> >
> > Sara Arms <gtigirlie@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Anson... don't lie... you already have breasts. No need to grow *more*
> >
> >
> >
> > Sara
> > Burlington, VT
> > '84 Rabbit GTI
> > '91 All-Trac Wagon "The ice trial champion"
> > http://community.webshots.com/user/gtigirlie
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: Anson Clement
> > >To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> > >Subject: The Speeding Ticket
> > >Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 14:52:01 -0800 (PST)
> > >
> > >
> > >The Speeding Ticket
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >A Monday in mid March can be many things, in Ohio such a day is usually
> > >rather shitty. The Monday I'm about to tell you about was balmy-ish,
> > >uneventful, with just a hint of boring. I was tooling home from my last
>job
> > >of the day, my 8V Scirocco was running well for a car that's been 
>beaten
> > >like a two dollar Mexican whore and I was feeling good.
> > >
> > >I-70 between Zanesville and Columbus is a lonely rolling stretch of
> > >highway, sections of which dip through mile and a half long valleys. It
>was
> > >at the lip of just such a hollow that the ever present urge to crush 
>the
> > >loud pedal snuck up on me, bludgeoned my better judgment, and had it's
>way.
> > >
> > >The 8V surged forward with all the power and grace of a dead ostrich, 
>the
> > >new engine eschewed a wonderful symphony of rattles and clanks as the
>tach
> > >needle wavered past 5k. My brakes sent a wobbling complaint through the
> > >pedal and into my suddenly heavy right foot, I saw him, but far too 
>late.
> > >The cruiser angled, door ajar, one boot on the ground, laser gun to 
>eye.
>I
> > >swept by him at a suddenly attained 65, the baleful glare told all I 
>was
> > >well and truly fucked.
> > >
> > >As the beater struggled up the far side of the valley my eyes locked on
>the
> > >rearview, mind scrabbling desperately for a plausible lie. My speedo
>cable
> > >was in fact broken but the fact that I was passing other cars like a
> > >supermodel in a buffet line might have cast doubt on the legitimacy of
>such
> > >a claim. I could say something about a stuck throttle but my complete
>lack
> > >of breasts might make the officer disinclined to let me off on such a
>tall
> > >one. One twenty in a sixty five was certainly a mandatory court
>appearance,
> > >no wait, this is Ohio, more like mandatory castration!
> > >
> > >I had now reached the other side of the valley of the shadow of death,
> > >still no flashing lights, no speeding grey shape looming in my 
>rearview.
> > >Twenty minutes later and still no pork, the elation washed over me, the
> > >smell of sweet reprieve almost covering the pungent odors emanating 
>from
>my
> > >now soggy crotch.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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