Stupid bumper sticker of the day...

[sad_rocc at yahoo.com (Dan Smith)]

Hehe, ironically I'm originally from NY. Yes, there are many whiney kids here, but when the median home price is $485,000, I suppose that's to be expected. Ask any Coloradian anywhere what the worst tourist group is though, and Texan will be on the top of the list. I think it has something to do with the fact that AC is very rare here. Natural, unchilled air must have some kind of biological effect on Texans to make them rude, cranky and unable to drive. ;)
 
Dan


Brian Wagner <brian_wagner@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Dan,
 
You can kiss this Texan's big ass. Kids from Colorado whine like there is no tomorrow, but I think it is more universal now since there is no corporal punishment at school or home. Ask how I know (I used to live there). As the saying goes "If you can't stand the Texans, move the fuck back to New York", this is a qoute from my dad who lives in Littleton CO.
 
All in fun
 
Brian

Dan Smith <sad_rocc@yahoo.com> wrote:
Now that it's tourist season here and all the Texans have left Texas to inhabit northern CO, one bumper sticker comes to mind: Your village called, they're missing their idiot.

Imagine 15-20 kids per 3-4 parents, times about 20 invading a very small town and you have the Triple Crown Softball Series. The kids are like demons unleashed from captivity, the parents either think their kids can do no wrong or have given up on trying to maintain any kind of order and apparently in Texas, the price of a pizza from Domino's is completely haggle-able and their local McDonald's food prices should be applied to our local McDonald's food prices. 

The most popular bumper sticker here is, "Let's Rodeo!" Yee haw cowpoke *groan*

Dan the anti-westerner
Eric S wrote:

My favorites:

"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"

"I see Stupid People, Everywhere"

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Eric
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C Boyko said:
> Selections from Maine: (on a Volvo or Saab, that's all they drive there it
> seems:
> "My son just *)@#'d your honour student"
> (No flames on this one) "Vote Bush for lawn ornament"
> And one I saw yesterday I should get for the GRM guys "Happiness is a low
> ET"
> Also the "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying " one is cute, though I imagine
> it doesn't wash well with the cops.
> Or the one I got for my son "I brake for...Oh shit, no brakes"
> Cathy
>
>
>>From: "Dave Ewing" 
>>To: "Scirocco-L@Scirocco.Org" 
>>Subject: RE: Stupid bumper sticker of the day...
>>Date: Mon, 14 Jun 2004 00:54:21 -0700
>>
>>Maybe that's why you got the blank stare??
>>
>>A few of my favorite bumper stickers are:
>>
>>Forget World Peace, try using your turn signal!
>>
>>Horn broken, watch for finger!
>>
>>Mean people Rule (like the Mean People Suck sticker)
>>
>>and the Marriage = Woman = Man (symbols as on a bathroom door)
>>
>>Dave
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org
>>[mailto:scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of David Utley
>>Sent: Sunday, June 13, 2004 8:41 PM
>>To: David Utley; scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>>Subject: RE: Stupid bumper sticker of the day...
>>
>>
>>That didn't quite make sense did it? Oh well, sounded funny in my
>> head...
>>
>>Me
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org
>>[mailto:scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of David Utley
>>Sent: Sunday, June 13, 2004 10:32 PM
>>To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>>Subject: OT: Stupid bumper sticker of the day...
>>
>>
>>I saw it on a Jacked up, clean Bronco...
>>"I have more torque on one of my lugnuts than you do in your whole
>> Honda."
>>
>>And while it was obvoiusly aimed towards the ricers, I felt that the
>>typical
>>small-penis, bigger & badder syndrome was worth the reply," I'll be my
>> GTI
>>has more miles per gallon than your Bronce has gallons per mile." --- I
>>just got a blank stare.... :)
>>
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