[OT] IS it Spring yet? or a Joke for those in the snow belt backEast

[tberk at sbcglobal.net (T)]

This is especially for Jim w/ his goatee:



A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line 
of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed 
to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were 
led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so 
often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a 
soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this 
several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he 
strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Prince of 
Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't 
help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of 
flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?" "Ah, those . . ." 
Satan said with a groan. "They're all from upstate New York. They're 
still too cold and wet to burn."

Shamelessly stolen from
<http://www.bcn.net/~limbo>

TBerk