The ultimate Idiot driver

[sad_rocc at yahoo.com (Dan Smith)]

No no, it's the media's fault. Those kids aren't to blame at all. It's the media and the movies that depict that sort of thing without some kind of warning scrolling across the bottom of the screen, saying not to try this at home. Those kids are perfectly innocent, wonderfully bright car enthusiasts who simply thought they could do something they saw plenty of times in the movies. I'm sure the producers of Fast and the Furious will be hearing from their lawyers. (Yes, I am being highly sarcastic, but we all know there is "truth", or at least some reality to what I wrote)
 
Dan
A quote that always makes me smile: "You don't need to find a cure for stupid people, just take the warning labels off everything and let things run their course."

Adrian <adrian.culda@sympatico.ca> wrote:
Some PPL just Lack the mental ability to think for themselves or are
just down right stupid.
Heres a lil quote:
"Does it hurt being stupid or is it a constant numb feeling???"

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-----Original Message-----
From: scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org
[mailto:scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org] On Behalf Of Julie Macfarlane
Sent: September 22, 2003 9:51 AM
To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
Subject: The ultimate Idiot driver

Picture a slammed Honda, all the wonderful plastic trim, go fast
stickers 
and a wing.
Also picture a Mac trunk with a long trailer behind it on the left of
the 
Honda.
The Honda on the right side of the road wants to be in the left lane
where 
the Mac is.

Options for most drivers.
1) go fast and get in front of the Mac and turn. (stupid move)
2) go slow and let the truck pass, then turn. (better move)


3) Turn your car to the left and try to go UNDER the truck.

Well it may work in the movies, but the idiot just missed the front
tires 
and got caught by the drive wheels, crushing the front of the car and 
dragging it a bit.

The truck driver stood in front of the wreck shaking his head in wonder
as 
the Hondas passenger and driver, climb out the pass side.

I can't believe how stupid some people can be.



Julie Macfarlane
Menlo Park Research & Development
Internet Application Developer
www.menloparkrandd.com
www.montgomeryweb.org
Amsterdam NY

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