.ORG members vs Montreal

[mkii@nycap.rr.com (Josh Able)]

Well, this weekend Getty and I ripped up to Montreal to visit with the Botch
and Nigel.

The best way to sum up the weekend was what Paul(Paul is Botch) said when we
left the Hilltop "We are all going to hell for this".
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Sadly my piece of crap wasn't working well, so I couldn't take it. But the
bright side was that I (and everybody else pretty much) got to drive Marcs
brandy new C230 Benz that he picked up over in Germany.

Let me tell ya, that car is nice!! Once Getty gets it chipped and a few
other go fast goodies done, and the suspension tweaked that car will be
really nasty!!

So anyways, Marc and I get to Paul's about 4:30pm on Saturday afternoon and
then for the next 3 hours we hunted for a friggin hotel room, the whole city
was sold out. Once that deal was done, Paul and a friend of his named Nick
(who had a Subaru) came over to the hotel, and picked Marc and myself up.
After an extended period of driving all over hells half acre, we had located
Jason (the guy with that very sweet red mkII golf from WF), Nigel, and
another A1 16v rabbit guy named Ivan, and of course Showtime!!

Then we headed out to hit downtown Montreal. The ride there was friggin
insane, both Getty and I had the same though while we rode in separate cars,
we both compared it to Getaway in Stockholm, if you haven't seen that
extreme sick movie, you MUST go search the net for it and download it!!!

We got downtown and proceeded to drink like fish, Paulie, as normal showed
that he cant drink since he vomited at the 1st bar we went to! After
wandering around and checking the place out we staggered back to our cars
with a sober Nigel to escort us back to the hotel.

Once we got back, I dealt with a lil'somethin'somethin while Getty, Botch,
Nigel and Ivan kept their party going in the other hotel room.

I woke up the next morning at about 8am, and discovered that I needed to
order up another batch of somethin'somethin, so I wasn't ready to head out
till about 10:30am. At that time I discovered that Getty is NOT a morning
person since he didn't seem capable of functioning till about 1pm.

Once he did get up, we went for an extended cruise on the highways and
byways of the area, and discovered that AMG Benz's were a dime a dozen up
there.

 I finally got hold of Pauly, waking him up at around 2:30, while Marc and I
were doing about 120mph on a highway chasing 2 AMGs with another Benz behind
us. Paul once again showed he was a lightweight, because he cried for a good
1/2 hour once we told him to get his ass in gear couse we wanted to do some
real drinking!!

So after Marc and I got back to the hotel,  we had time for a mid afternoon
nap to ready ourselves for the night since Paul didn't show up till about
6pm, I decided to not opt for some more somethin'somethin' at that time.

So Paul and Marc and I went off, found a nice little bar/restaurant where we
started drinking, and Paul managed to track down Ivan again, and also the
"Doctor". It seems the Doctor has good ideas when it comes to clubs to
really party at, and he marched us off to the Hilltop.

Getty had been kinda bummed out since he claimed to have not gotten drunk
the night before, so our goal was to get him totally blasted. This took
about 1.25 hours. I looked over at him while we were sitting at a table and
he had a massive shit eating grin. So I promptly ordered him up a couple of
more shots of Godlschlagger.

By this time Ivan, Pauly, the Doctor, and myself had all "taken care of
business" so we managed to peer pressure Marc. :D

We left The Hilltop and found a sweet Mini S in the parking lot which we
fondled for a few minutes, then we piled into Ivan's car and drove off to
pick up Pauly and Marcs cars from where they were left.

Now, I had stopped drinking awhile before when Getty made it clear he was
hammered, Pauly and Ivan had also not been heavy into booze so we thought we
had the driving under control.

I get out and expect Marc to have me drive his car...not gonna happen.. Marc
decided that he was fine to drive, and after we all protested this decision
we finally had to relent as long as he would follow Paul, and Ivan and I
would follow him. We went down some side streets and even though Marc had
some minor issues, it seemed that he should be able to make it as long as he
stuck behind Paul.

We got to a main intersection where we were turning left onto a divided
highway, this is where shit went wrong. Marc for some reason decided not to
stick behind Paul, and got set up heading down the wrong side of the divided
highway. At 1st we thought he would blast a fast U-turn, but that idea was
kinda sunk when Marc decided to just floor the Benz and get to the next
intersection about a 1/2 mile down the road. Thankfully there wasn't any
traffic and there were no cops.

As soon as Marc got back to our side, we adjusted the driving situation a
tad, needless to say the madman was banished to the passenger seat for the
rest of the ride.

We got back top the hotel about 3:30 or so, and kept the party going for a
few, then crashed and burned.

When we were finally able to function enough to leave about 11:30am, Marc
discovered he was still a bit under the weather so I got to drive the Benz
all the way back to Albany.


In about 2 months we are planning another reign of destruction up there. So
any victims that might want to join us should sign up!!


Josh Able

"If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance." -Gil
Atkinson

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