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Alcoholism is our specialist subject - along with a few other quality habits ;-)
I'm often to be found on the wrong side - As far as i know the broken white line in the centre isn't an invisible force field - shit half the time half the road is skinnier than the car anyway and sometimes the road itself isnt as wide as the car or am driving down footpaths ;-)
We breed other things - it just appears that none of them live in Canterbury
Hell - we're normal (ish)
No wonder you want to drive tomorrow
Scirocco content - oil leak - left nice pudlle on Dad's new drive after good solid 20 minute country lane thrash
Diagnosis - its coming from the engine - no effort made to find it as its a) dark after i get back from work b) dark before i go to work c) cold and d) when it blows i can have a new one.
Good thing is the oil still clean after nearly a year
Andy
the mad bastard <the_questionist@yahoo.com> wrote:> Boy comes over here - drives like a loon
what can i say? they're on our dollar coins.
being a loon back home is like being a ragin
fucking alcoholic over here. it's all natural.
shit, when i get loaded back home, i drive on the
wrong side of the road, too.
> Dont worry fellas - We'll send him back with
> manners ;-)
manners? i've yet to see them. the UK breeds
nothing but rude bwoys and nyasty gyals.
> Drives like a loon so for all you guys this guy
> has taken for a ride, revenge was served in a
> very cold, very wet, very thin leaf strewn
> county lane in a Jetta and then in a Scirocco -
you're still trying to figger out where that shit
smell is coming from , ain't ya? i'll give ya
one guess...
> Boy though he was gonna die - Didnt ya Jason
> ;-)
i did indeed. i resigned myself to the fates,
tho. somehow, we made it thru. it was fun. but
i don't believe i'll be tempting them again...
madman.
jason
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<P>Alcoholism is our specialist subject - along with a few other quality habits ;-)
<P>I'm often to be found on the wrong side - As far as i know the broken white line in the centre isn't an invisible force field - shit half the time half the road is skinnier than the car anyway and sometimes the road itself isnt as wide as the car or am driving down footpaths ;-)
<P>We breed other things - it just appears that none of them live in Canterbury
<P>Hell - we're normal (ish)
<P>No wonder you want to drive tomorrow
<P>Scirocco content - oil leak - left nice pudlle on Dad's new drive after good solid 20 minute country lane thrash
<P>Diagnosis - its coming from the engine - no effort made to find it as its a) dark after i get back from work b) dark before i go to work c) cold and d) when it blows i can have a new one.
<P>Good thing is the oil still clean after nearly a year
<P>Andy
<P>
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<P> <B><I>the mad bastard <the_questionist@yahoo.com></I></B> wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">> Boy comes over here - drives like a loon<BR><BR>what can i say? they're on our dollar coins. <BR>being a loon back home is like being a ragin<BR>fucking alcoholic over here. it's all natural. <BR>shit, when i get loaded back home, i drive on the<BR>wrong side of the road, too.<BR><BR>> Dont worry fellas - We'll send him back with<BR>> manners ;-)<BR><BR>manners? i've yet to see them. the UK breeds<BR>nothing but rude bwoys and nyasty gyals.<BR><BR>> Drives like a loon so for all you guys this guy<BR>> has taken for a ride, revenge was served in a<BR>> very cold, very wet, very thin leaf strewn<BR>> county lane in a Jetta and then in a Scirocco -<BR><BR>you're still trying to figger out where that shit<BR>smell is coming from , ain't ya? i'll give ya<BR>one guess...<BR><BR>> Boy though he was gonna die - Didnt ya Jason<BR>> ;-)<BR><BR>i did indeed. i resigned myself to the fates,<BR>tho. somehow, we made it thru. it was fun. but<BR>i don't believe i'll be tempting them again...<BR><BR>madman.<BR><BR>jason<BR>tmb<BR><BR><BR>__________________________________________________<BR>Do you Yahoo!?<BR>New DSL Internet Access from SBC & Yahoo!<BR>http://sbc.yahoo.com</BLOCKQUOTE><p><p><br><hr size=1><a href="http://uk.yahoo.com/mail/tagline_xtra/?http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/mail_storage.html";><b><font face="Arial" size="2">Get a bigger mailbox -- choose a size that fits your needs.</font></b></a><br>
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