OT : DUMB LAWS

[Rabbit16v@attbi.com (Rabbit16v)]

Or at the local mall.  Oops, did I say that??

Dave
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jeff Toomasson" <jtoomasson@yahoo.com>
To: "Elijah R" <nicadimus@hotmail.com>; <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 11:25 AM
Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS


> LOL - too bad the only whale that maybe visible from anywhere in Tennessee
> would be at the local zoo...
>
> And they'd probably think it's just a big fish.....
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Elijah R" <nicadimus@hotmail.com>
> To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 11:23 AM
> Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS
>
>
> > It has always been my bigest dream to shoot a whale from a moving
vehicle,
> > Now I know its legal in Tennessee.
> > "Load that ther shotgun n les git in truk, is Whale seson bubba!"
> >
> > Elijah
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: Andrew Wong <mkii_84@yahoo.com>
> > >To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> > >Subject: Re: OT : DUMB LAWS
> > >Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 12:16:10 -0800 (PST)
> > >
> > >Heres Floridas dumb laws, dumb just like the state is
> > >Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair
> > >dryer, as can the salon owner.
> > >A special law prohibits unmarried women from
> > >parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine,
> > >and/or jailing.
> > >If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
> > >parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a
> > >vehicle.
> > >It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
> > >in a swimsuit.
> > >Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
> > >gown.
> > >Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
> > >
> > >It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
> > >When having sex, only the missionary position is
> > >legal.
> > >You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
> > >Thursdays.
> > >It is considered an offense to shower naked.
> > >You are not allowed to break more than three dishes
> > >per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups
> > >and/or saucers.
> > >Oral sex is illegal.
> > >You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
> > >Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
> > >One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another
> > >person.
> > >
> > >Heres Tampa
> > >Tampa
> > >
> > >Women may not expose their breasts while performing
> > >"topless dancing".
> > >Get the full text of this law.
> > >Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a
> > >patron.
> > >Get the full text of this law.
> > >
> > >--- "Adrian C." <aculda@cogeco.ca> wrote:
> > > > OMG guys ..
> > > > i thought im gonna die laughin so hard ...
> > > > i never knew that the US had that many stupid laws
> > > > !!!
> > > > i mean it ..
> > > > here's the site .. hope u guys have a good laugh too
> > > > ...
> > > > www.dumblaws.com
> > > > anyway .
> > > > the funniest one so far is for OHIO
> > > > "It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
> > > > license! "
> > > > watch out daun ..
> > > > LOL
> > > > L8R All
> > > >
> > > >
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> > >=====
> > >-Andrew Wong
> > >1984 Black Scirocco
> > >1987 White Quantum wagon
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