OT : DUMB LAWS

[mkii_84@yahoo.com (Andrew Wong)]

Heres Floridas dumb laws, dumb just like the state is
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair
dryer, as can the salon owner. 
A special law prohibits unmarried women from
parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine,
and/or jailing. 
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a
vehicle. 
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
in a swimsuit. 
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
gown. 
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. 

It is illegal to skateboard without a license. 
When having sex, only the missionary position is
legal. 
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
Thursdays. 
It is considered an offense to shower naked. 
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes
per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups
and/or saucers. 
Oral sex is illegal. 
You may not kiss your wife's breasts. 
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. 
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another
person.

Heres Tampa
Tampa

Women may not expose their breasts while performing
"topless dancing". 
Get the full text of this law.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a
patron. 
Get the full text of this law.

--- "Adrian C." <aculda@cogeco.ca> wrote:
> OMG guys ..
> i thought im gonna die laughin so hard ...
> i never knew that the US had that many stupid laws
> !!!
> i mean it .. 
> here's the site .. hope u guys have a good laugh too
> ...
> www.dumblaws.com
> anyway .
> the funniest one so far is for OHIO
> "It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
> license! "
> watch out daun ..
> LOL
> L8R All
> 
> 
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-Andrew Wong 
1984 Black Scirocco
1987 White Quantum wagon

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