The Golf (long but good reading)

[jp43044@netzero.net (jp43044)]

Oh listen to you!  I had better not EVER, EVER hear you swooning over your
truck.  J/K. How was the job trianing?


Erik
88 16V
88 Golf (Urban Insult Vehichle)
----- Original Message -----
From: SwamiNFL <SwamiNFL@email.msn.com>
To: jp43044 <jp43044@netzero.net>
Sent: Thursday, June 27, 2002 3:57 PM
Subject: Re: The Golf (long but good reading)


> Dude marry your car!
>
> You're fawning over the thing like it's a chick that let's you roll over
and
> go to sleep when you're finished and not hold her!  I'd bet that if I were
> to ride with you, you wouldn't turn on the radio (not that we could hear
it)
> but yell at the top of your lungs "Who's you're Daddy!" while performing
> your best drum solo from  Jack and Diane as we tooled down 71 in the fast
> lane going 55!
>
> If a man's car is an extension of his personality what does that say about
> you?  I've listed a few ideas below, have your other friends add on:
>
> 1. Has new rubber, but can't go side-to-side or front-to-back fast enough
to
> wear them out.
>
> 2. First time he has purchased new rubber for himself as he felt it was
her
> responsibility before now.
>
> 3. Feels that the he can control what comes out of the tail pipe by
altering
> what goes in the tank.
>
> 4. Likes his car like his women, lots of miles with the bearings real
loose.
>
> 5. The air bag is what sits next to him.
>
> 6. Tells his friends that his right hand is strong due to all the power
> shifting!
>
> 7. Who needs brakes, brakes are for stopping loads!  (See #2)
>
> 8. Tells friends he's taken up aerobics when he's really referring to all
of
> the double-clutching he does going to and from work.
>
> 9. Takes a bath as often as the car.  Only when it rains.
>
> 10.  Stands for all of the rights and privileges the rainbow penis sticker
> affords.  That explains why all of the people look at him while he is
> driving!
>
> Love ya man!
>
> Eric
>
> PS  Please forward this to your friends!
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "jp43044" <jp43044@netzero.net>
> To: "james a patterson" <whatsmyname41@hotmail.com>; "Dale Patterson"
> <adp9337@theriver.com>; "Coralee Woodland" <coraleew@msn.com>; "Ryan
> Walters" <walters172@hotmail.com>; "Marty Patterson"
> <sevenhornets@hotmail.com>; "Douglas McQuaide" <unklz@aol.com>; "Eric
> Corwin" <SwamiNFL@msn.com>; <Scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> Sent: Thursday, June 27, 2002 2:19 PM
> Subject: The Golf (long but good reading)
>
>
> > You know, some people are really fickle.  I have changed the title for
the
> > Golf simply because I think it angers some people.  Okay it has no
> muffler,
> > it's a little rusty.  And it's missing a trim ring for a wheel. But I
> don't
> > see that as a reason for half of Columbus to give me dirty looks when I
am
> > going down the road.  Just the other day I was leaving the gas station
and
> > some girl in a Toyota was giving the look of ( huh just who the hell do
> you
> > think you are?) so I waited until she got out of her car and set her
> alarm.
> > As she was walking into the station I putted by gave the Golf a quick
rev
> > and, set off the said alarm.  I love being me.  I used to be bothered by
> > this car but now I realize it has taken on a character all it's own.
> Rocco
> > sits in the driveway next to it all snobby, but he sits there, ready to
> tote
> > my arse around everyday.  Golf is loyal. I'm getting married in
September,
> > Monika doesn't like to ride in it.  But I love it.  I just put tires and
> > brakes on it this past weekend, She's good to go for another who knows
how
> > many miles.   Maybe I'll put a muffler on it, and get a new trim ring.
> Nah.
> > Golf would loose them instantly.  It's not his style.  ;)
> >
> > Erik
> > 88 16V
> > 88 Golf (Urban Insult Vehichle)
> >
> >
>
>