Cincy 2003 - the planning starts now

[juliemac57@hotmail.com (Julie Macfarlane)]

Somebody could cut the dive bomber scene from "Pearl Harbour". Remove the 
Arizona and replace it with the Civic. REVENGE!!!!

Ahhh. the sound of tearing metal, the twang of popping rivets...

Good god, who started this thread!

Julie


>From: "Brian Haygood" <theonlyred16v@hotmail.com>
>To: jtoomasson@yahoo.com
>CC: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>Subject: Re: Cincy 2003 - the planning starts now
>Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 04:10:45 +0000
>
>haha,  all who pull the ricer apart should get a small "Rice Burner" 
>sticker
>for their cars.
>
>We have to make the car look like it was a real ricer, so the ricer's get
>really ticked off.
>
>  Seriously, here is how I picture it.  We start the video like a feature
>article on the ricer (Somebody bring a babe in a bikini!).  Keep the camera
>far enough back that you can't spot the fact that the GIANT spoiler is 
>paper
>mache, it's only lowered because it has no springs, etc.  I bet someone
>could pick up a huge chrome tip (and return it later if you want) from
>FLAPS.  A few cans of chrome spray paint can dress up the wheels.  Maybe
>some flourescent lights can be placed underneath to look like they are part
>of the car.  Who knows what else?  If somebody gets some ricer interior
>footage we can splice in, it would look like it has a decked out interior.
>We also need somebody to hand paint some kind of crud on it that looks like
>the usual vinyl.  Anybody know how to write "Honda's suck" in chinese?  
>Just
>good enough so the camera can't tell from several yards away that this 
>isn't
>a totally built ricer.  Then...
>
>zoom back.
>zoom back.  What are those chains for?
>zoom out.
>zoom out.  What are those Scirocco's for??
>zoom out.
>Engine's racing...
>
>(the floor pan is cut completely into five sections, one for each corner,
>and the rear (trunk/hatch, rear bumper, etc.), The A, B, and C-pillars are
>cut 90% of the way through from the inside. the door hinges are cut or the
>hinge pins and latches removed, the rear axle is unbolted (if it has one,
>how the heck should I know).  The engine is free of everything but the 
>front
>crossmember.
>
>8 'rocco's are attached.
>one for each corner, one for each door (ten rocco's if its a 4-door), one
>for the back axle/rear bumper, one for the front bumper/ engine.
>
>READDYYYY!!!!
>
>GO!
>
>We'd have to add some noise to the video, since the car won't make much
>noise as it breaks apart.
>
>Notes:
>
>Must use heavy chain, not tow straps, otherwise the parts will be 
>catapulted
>into the pulling cars.
>
>A little grass fire never killed anyone.  Oh, wait.  I guess it did.
>Nevermind.
>
>As outlined above, the doors would pull off, then the whole car would be
>spread way out, stretching the roof and pillars flat with the sheetmetal
>from the corners stratched way out, then BOING!  The first corner would pop
>off.  The other three driver's might have to reposition, to pull off each
>successive corner.
>
>I'd love to see a civic split so wide open that it takes up 30 feet in
>diameter before it snaps.
>
>BH
>
>I knew my engineering degree would come in handy some day.  Bring plenty of
>sawzalls and extra blades!
>
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