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I'm on a roll baby! (more honda slander)
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That has to be one of the worst jokes I've ever heard (even if it does =
slam Team Rice)...lol
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Eric L Ellis=20
To: jason_f_snow@nac.net=20
Cc: scirocco-l@scirocco.org=20
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 2:06 PM
Subject: Re: I'm on a roll baby! (more honda slander)
It took you 2 minutes? Get hooked on PHONICS man! :))
Eric
On Wed, 13 Feb 2002 16:58:38 -0500 "Jason F. Snow" =
<jason_f_snow@nac.ne> writes:
BOOOOO HISS BOOOOO.You should pay us for having read this you =
bastard! That is 2 minutes of my life I will never get back! You might =
as well had started out with."A funny thing happened to me on the way to =
the Honda Dealer!" ;-0
=20
-----Original Message-----
From: scirocco-l-admin@scirocco.org =
[mailto:scirocco-l-admin@scirocco.org] On Behalf Of Eric L Ellis
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 4:48 PM
To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
Subject: Re: I'm on a roll baby! (more honda slander)
=20
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota =
motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, =
and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression. On the =
morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas, in =
large volumes, with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like =
"HONDA." The man was besides himself. Every few minutes "HONDA", =
"HONDA".... Unable to stop this aberrant behavior, and in desperate need =
to terminate these odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he sought a =
physicians aid. After a full examination, the doctor told him that there =
was nothing inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to =
wait it out. Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited =
a second and then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. =
Finally one medic suggested that he visit a dentist. Well although he =
could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one =
anyway. Lo and behold, the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem" "What =
is it?" the man asked. "Why you have an abscess," said the dentist. "An =
abscess. How could that be causing my problem?" asked the man. "That's =
easy," replied the dentist. "Why everyone knows... Abscess makes the =
fart go Honda."=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>That has to be one of the worst jokes =
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heard (even if it does slam Team Rice)...lol</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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<A title=3Donesixv@juno.com href=3D"mailto:onesixv@juno.com";>Eric L =
Ellis</A>=20
</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
title=3Djason_f_snow@nac.net=20
href=3D"mailto:jason_f_snow@nac.net";>jason_f_snow@nac.net</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Cc:</B> <A =
title=3Dscirocco-l@scirocco.org=20
href=3D"mailto:scirocco-l@scirocco.org";>scirocco-l@scirocco.org</A> =
</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, February 13, =
2002 2:06=20
PM</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: I'm on a roll =
baby! (more=20
honda slander)</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV>It took you 2 minutes? Get hooked on PHONICS man! :))</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Eric</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>On Wed, 13 Feb 2002 16:58:38 -0500 "Jason F. Snow" <<A=20
href=3D"mailto:jason_f_snow@nac.ne";>jason_f_snow@nac.ne</A>> =
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HISS=20
BOOOOO=85You should pay us for having read this you bastard! That is =
2 minutes=20
of my life I will never get back! <SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You might as well had =
started out=20
with=85=94A funny thing happened to me on the way to the Honda =
Dealer!<SPAN=20
class=3DGramE>=94<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes"> =20
</SPAN></SPAN>;-0<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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bold">From:</SPAN></B> <A=20
=
href=3D"mailto:scirocco-l-admin@scirocco.org";>scirocco-l-admin@scirocco.o=
rg</A>=20
[mailto:scirocco-l-admin@scirocco.org] <B><SPAN =
style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold">On=20
Behalf Of </SPAN></B>Eric L Ellis<BR><B><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Wednesday, February 13, =
2002 4:48=20
PM<BR><B><SPAN style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B>=20
scirocco-l@scirocco.org<BR><B><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> Re: I'm on a roll =
baby! (more=20
honda slander)</SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><FONT =
face=3D"Times New Roman"=20
size=3D3><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A businessman was in Japan =
to make a=20
presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was =
an=20
especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the =
best=20
possible impression. On the morning of the presentation he awoke to =
find=20
himself passing gas, in large volumes, with the unpleasant =
characteristic of=20
sounding like "HONDA." The man was besides himself. Every few =
minutes=20
"HONDA", "HONDA".... Unable to stop this aberrant behavior, and in =
desperate=20
need to terminate these odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he =
sought=20
a physicians aid. After a full examination, the doctor told him that =
there=20
was nothing inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to =
wait it=20
out. Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited a =
second and=20
then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. Finally one =
medic=20
suggested that he visit a dentist. Well although he could not see =
how a=20
dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one anyway. Lo and =
behold,=20
the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem" "What is it?" the man =
asked.=20
"Why you have an abscess," said the dentist. "An abscess. How could =
that be=20
causing my problem?" asked the man. "That's easy," replied the =
dentist. "Why=20
everyone knows... Abscess makes the fart go Honda."=20
<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV>
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