OT: You know you have too much horsepower when-

[losinit@usa.net (Cathy Boyko)]

Snips form "Performance in Motion" Jan 2003:

You know you have too much horsepower when: =


-Your mirrors bend back while you are accelerating
-After a full throtle blast you just throw away your Jockey shorts
-Your mechanic names a bay after you
-Brock Yates won't let you participate in the Cannonball Run
-Paul Tracy and Jacques Villeneuve wave you by
-Under full throttle you start to look like Chuck Yeager breaking the sou=
nd
barrier
-You had a $2000 stereo removed because the weight savings was worth a te=
nth
-You have to prepare your driveway with VHT trackbite so you can get up t=
he
slope in the morning
-Your drive clean inspector starts to laugh when you pull up to his equip=
ment
-You are spending more on tires than food
-Your wife or girlfriend is afraid to drive your car
-YOU are afraid to drive your car


Thought they were cute, and that one or two may apply to one or two of yo=
u...