Re: [rant] Moron Drivers -- Door Dings -- Mullets -- Yuppies

[Dubdaze68@aol.com]

You should all live in Pittsburgh, where the Mullet is still considered a 
fine, in style haircut and Reebok High tops with no laces are the norm.  
Tight Jeans and a Steeler sweatshirt complete the outfit.  Along with the 
girlfriend(never wife) With 4 colors of blond dyed hair in the Bon Jovi 
T-shirt and even more tight jeans, these "yinzers" roam the mountainous 
terrain of "da burgh" in Iroc Camaros and 5.0 Mustangs in great numbers.  
Cannot figure out (due to small cranial capacity) why they cannot find 
"Headbangers Ball" on MTV anymore, why Bruce Springsteen's"Born in the USA" 
is not sung at baseball games as the National Anthem, and why anyone in their 
right mind would ever want to leave the City.  Also seen in larger American 
Vehicles such as Large Pickups and SUVS due to inaduqate penis size.  Cannot 
fathom that VW made cars after the Bug,  And that all Rabbits aren't Diesel.

P.S.  Just to give you a clue, Jon Bon Jovi has already been here twice this 
year and is coming again in July...Pgh Post Gazette calling him A Musical 
Tour De Force

Pat B.
'87 Scirocco 16v
'87 Cabriolet
'84 Rabbit GTI

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