Re: [rant] Moron Drivers -- Door Dings -- Mullets -- Yuppies

[VWMikeLVW@aol.com]

In a message dated 3/15/01 9:35:09 PM Pacific Standard Time, 
mawster.chadwick@home.com writes:


> On being an irresponsible driver:
>  
> Over 4 years my rocc has gone from looking like new to.... well, it looks 
> like someone shot a cannon full or grape shot at the damn sides, and just 
> this morning some Mensa Scholar driving too close to my car blew by at 
> about 70kph and removed the driver's side mirror from its usual location 
> into my neighbor's front yard.  Interestingly enough, the mirror was the 
> only thing hit.  heh. the mirror is in 1000 pieces and what's left of the 
> plastic housing is pretty mangled.  Gears and assorted mounting hardware 
> from the power mirror were scattered for about 10 feet in front of my car.  
> Sheesh.  I know the mirrors have a "Break Away" but I guess they aren't 
> foolproof.
>  
> As expected, there was no note on the car and no one came to the door.
> <Grumble>
>  
> On door-Dings and parking lot hoopla:
>  
> WTF people don't respect other's cars at all, and gleefully ram their '82 
> Camaro 4-ton-7-foot doors into our nice cars.  I fully believe my car gets 
> picked on in parking lots, or 'merican car marinas(yes--boats).  I can 
> perfectly visualize the vacuous look and slight grin on the Mullet-Bearing 
> Miscreant's Neanderthalic Muzzle as he defiles yet another "Import" with 
> his "detroit steel".  (note use of capitalization.)
>  
> Or the utter lack of car-conscience by the yuppie in her colossal SUV with 
> the same yet slightly urgent vacuous look minus evil smile, just a mitt 
> full of gold rings /w large stones that may or may not make it through the 
> remaining paint on the rest of my car once she's parked too close, smashed 
> me with her door, and tried to squeeze out from between the two cozy 
> vehicles with a metal-trimmed purse and giant plastic&metal baby carrier.
>  
> <purses lips in disgust>
>  
> Chadwick
> 1985 war-torn but fast 8v
>  
>
> PS  She will be restored to her former glory -- soon.


See, now that's why I just park on the sidewalk...problem solved =)

Mike
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