Re: Everyone read except Dan May

[Eric L Ellis <elf16v@juno.com>]

I had the displeasure of meeting with Dan May yesterday and I've got to
tell you people, he is one self centered bastard. Everything outta his
mouth is "ME" oriented. "My car...", "My plans...", "I'm gonna...". 

We met in a yard in Charlotte and when I had enough of his mouth, I
punched him in his amply oversized head and 'POWER BOMBED' him on the
hood of a Saab. Needless to say, that shut him up! The guys that work in
the back of the yard cheered as I climbed onto the forklift and was
lifted nearly 25 feet into the air. (that's about 600 meters for you
metric people I think) I did a perfectly executed 'diving elbow smash'
directly into his black heart, knocking off one of his pink slippers in
the process. This sent the crowd into a frenzy! They couldn't be stopped
as they hoisted his limp body into the air, stripping it of the yellow
summer dress that once adorned it before taking off their own clothes and
proceeding to...DAN?!? You're not supposed to be reading this! I
specifically wrote in the subject line that YOU were not to read this!

Oh well, Dan's a great guy and his head's not really *that* big.

Dan, call James (1-828-252-7321) and give him the Beck# 071-7702 ($16.99)
for the rear caliper kit(s) and he should be able to tell you if that's
for one or both sides. Check Potterman for part # 443 698 671 too.

Eric
Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun!
http://www.geocities.com/blitzkrieg16v/

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