RE: Does your Scirocco have a soul?

[16V Jason <jason@scirocco.org>]

At 04:17 PM 8/8/2001 , Julie Macfarlane wrote:
>Forgive the question.... Maybe its a boy thing....
>But if you have a hammer, why kick it?

It is a boy thing.  It's the mortal fear of any forceful contact with the 
testes.  So therefore it is fully unimportant whether it's getting kicked 
or hammered.

:)
Jason





>(she tips her head to the side in confusion)
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>Julie Macfarlane
>(Web Developer/Project Manager)
>Albany NY
>'81 8v-FF (FronkenMom)
>'81 16v-2A (FronkenDad)
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>>From: "Dan" <danws@tampabay.rr.com>
>>Reply-To: <danws@tampabay.rr.com>
>>To: "'Tobias M-G'" <scirocco16v88@hotmail.com>, <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
>>Subject: RE: Does your Scirocco have a soul?
>>Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2001 15:21:13 -0400
>>
>>I have to agree wholeheartedly.
>>Whenever I grab a hammer, things start to work on my VW's too.
>>
>>'cause they know I'll kick 'em sqar-in the nutz!
>>
>>Dan
>>'81 Rabbit Sport Truck
>>'87 16v Scirocco
>>'00 Jetta
>>Tam-pa, FL
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>>[mailto:owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of Tobias M-G
>>Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2001 00:09
>>To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>>Subject: Does your Scirocco have a soul?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Tell me, do these cars have a soul? Maybe a little mind in there. Like that
>>of a small child - seemingly happy and playful most of the time, and when
>>you least expect or need it, it shrieks and writhes and kicks and bites and
>>scratches for all it's life, madly clambering to you with an ungodly
>>strength. Like a calm day when out of nowhere you are struck down by
>>lightning .. not a cloud in the sky.
>>
>>I swear these cars think, they brude, and they act up at the worst possible
>>times - in the middle of Bumf*** nowhere; when you just spent your last
>>dime; when it's the only car you can drive to work 35 miles away and walking
>>isn't an option; worse yet when you have 2 or more of them and they all
>>don't act too happy.
>>
>>One day the car spits coolant all over, throws the tach needle left and
>>right like a rag doll, starts poorly and stutters and gripes while oil drips
>>into the distributor - the next day acts like nothing's ever been the
>>matter.
>>
>>It's a love and hate relationship isn't it!?
>>
>>But when you walk up to your Scirocco with a hammer in hand .. things start
>>working real quick, the car knows, it's been bad, bad!! - I've learned to
>>look the temprament of the car in the eye and not blink, not for a second.
>>
>>1988 16V Scirocco - Child #1
>>1983  8V Scirocco - Child #2
>>
>>bad, bad bad bad!!
>>
>>I haven't touched a drop  :P  .. must be the heat eh?
>>
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