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RE: Blonde Joke (NON VW)
The blonds thank you Jonas....
Julie Macfarlane
'81 Scirocco (Mom)
'83 Rabid Jackalope GTi (Baby)
'85 Wolfsburg Jetta (for sale)
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From: owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org
[mailto:owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of jonas miller
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2000 2:58 AM
To: Mk1gti@egroups.com; Paul Giletta; Scirocco mailing list
Subject: Fw: Blonde Joke (NON VW)
sorry but i had to share this cause it was related to parkign adn high
prices,soifigured a forum like these woudl get a kick out of it
enjoy this funny joke
jonas
> The Best Blonde Joke Ever.......
>
> A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
> needs to borrow $5,000.
>
> The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
> loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
> parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
> everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
> collateral for the loan.
>
> The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
> blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
> An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's
> underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
> very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
> out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
> checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
> us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
>
> The blond replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
>
> Finally, a smart blonde.
>
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