NOTHING at all to do with VWs, NO VW CONTENT

["Josh(MAD16v)Able" <kpa@wizvax.net>]

REPEAT, THIS IS NON-VW RELATED..
 pretty damn funny though!







>For those of you that are not following the recent controversy in
>North America that has to do with Laura Schlessinger: she is a radio
>personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio
>show. Paramount Television Group is currently producing a Dr.
>Laura television show. Recently she has become a convert to
>Judaism; and now she is Ba'al T'shuvah. Recently; she has made
>some statements about homosexuals that caused Canadian anti-hate
>laws to censure (not censor) her. The following is an open letter to
>Dr. Laura which was posted on the internet .... ENJOY.
>
>Dear Dr. Laura;
>
>Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
>have learned a great deal from your show; and I try to share that
>knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to
>defend the homosexual lifestyle; for example; I simply remind him that
>Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of
>debate.
>
>I do need some advice from you; however; regarding some of the
>specific laws and how to best follow them.
>
>a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice; I know it creates a
>pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.
>They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
>
>Exodus 21:7. In this day and age; what do you think would be a fair
>price for her?
>
>c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
>her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem
>is; how do I tell? I have tried asking; but most women take offense.
>
>d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves; both male
>and female; provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
>friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans; but not
>Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
>
>e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
>35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
>to kill him myself?
>
>f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
>Abomination (Lev. 11:10); it is a lesser abomination than
>homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
>
>g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
>have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
>glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20; or is there some wiggle
>room here?
>
>h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed; including the hair
>around their temples; even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
>19:27. How should they die?
>
>i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
>makes me unclean; but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
>
>j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
>different crops in the same field; as does his wife by wearing
>garments made of two different kinds of thread. (cotton/polyester
>blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
>necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town
>together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn
>them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who
>sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
>
>I know you have studied these things extensively; so I am confident
>you can help.
>
>Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
>unchanging.
>
> - Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
>
>
Iam the meaning of life

(MAD)Josh
87 16v seidl

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