Re: KILL ALL PIGS!!!!!!MY LICENSE IS ALMOST GONE

["Kenneth P. Able" <kpa@wizvax.net>]

ahhhh.yeah........what he says|
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At 02:57 AM 11/2/99 EST, you wrote:
>ANGER ANGER KILL KILL KILL 
>sorry for the angry post but I am one angry fuck.  The drive home from work 
>couldn't have been too much worse. Got off work at 1:00 am and driving 
>through the twisties on the same route as usual, I am in a bit of a hurry.
 I 
>hit that familiar straightaway and crank it into third and hit it for like 4 
>seconds.  The radar detector starts blaring.
>No pigs in sight though.  Slow down and pass a sneaky-ass-pig- fuck on my 
>right (hiding in the godamn bushes).  His lights go on and i pull over to
the 
>right.  He comes up to the window and immediately orders me out.  I smell 
>marijuana..
>
>ummm.....no you don't...(realizing my stash is safely tucked away in my room 
>and the roc is clean as a whistle  :)
>three more pigs roll up............oh yea, it's party time!
>"Where are you coming from, i can smell pot on your breath, we're going to 
>look through your car!  We are useless individuals who smoked a ton of pot
in 
>high school (I know this for a fact) and love to contradict ourselves--wee 
>heeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>um....go ahead...twenty minutes go by and this dude is ripping the roc 
>apart...interior panels,  shift boot, steering wheel cap......you name it.
>The other two are searching me in my business attire for 
>grenades.................SO DUMB!
>
>couldn't find shit!!!!!!!good you useless wastes of o2! what's the only
thing 
>we can do to him now>?
>speeding ticket-----------69 in a 40........this is bad-----time to meet 
>those folks who can't speak english at driving school.
>back in the car.....damage assessment--------absolutely trashed...krazy glue 
>time
>fucking pig thought my extra shift knob was like a sherlock or 
>something....sniffing it
>the argument begins.....(dude is insisting that he still smells pot...I 
>looked at him and told him that I have had enough of his shit and that he is 
>wrong...and stupid)...and it ends.....with me rolling up the window and 
>leaving him standing there.
>If you own a red scirocco and you live around here,  stay away from Upper 
>Saddle River..................I'm sure this is far from the end of my
worries.
>
>all pigs should be rounded up and suffocated with hefty bags
>angrily
>rob
>
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