Re: mormon dui?

[frank furter <wasserbox@yahoo.com>]

Yah - the Air Force is the worst though - they are HARDCORE about
drunk drivers.  My brother was in the AF, and every time we went on
base after dark they made you roll down the windows to see if they
could catch a whiff of beer.

On the other hand, I was in the Army, and they couldn't have given a
rats ass if you were drunk as long as you kept it between the white
lines & didn't kill anyone.

Mark

-->Spc Mages




---Mark Madison <markie@proaxis.com> wrote:
>
> Man, I spent four years in the Marine Corps..  I know your pain.
> the people working the gate are bored.  plain and simple
> especially late at night.  they would love to have something
> to do. so what do they do?  the harrass the shit out of anyone
> that appears to have had a good time that night.  and even
> those that don't.
> i know the airforce is a bit different, but the people in the
> marines that are usually working the gate aren't even MPs
> which makes for a big time hassle, they are the shitbirds
> that companies send up for the base quotas.  people they
> didn't want working for them, so they sent them away to
> be mps and gate guards and other crap.
> sooooo in a nutshell.. not only are they bored. they're
> pissed too.. nothing worse than a 19 year old with
> a badge and a gun.
> believe me, I know your pain.
> 
> mark m
> sgt madison >=)  hahah
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <yankeefan@baseballmail.com>
> To: <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
> Sent: Monday, March 08, 1999 11:27 PM
> Subject: mormon dui?
> 
> 
> >I just got stopped at the gate of Nellis AFB for DUI. I guess they
thought
> i was weaving because i was drunk. In all seriousness, i did let go
of the
> wheel to grab my ID card, and since my car is in desperate need of an
> alignment, it pulled to the left.
> >My defense...Im Mormon...I DONT DRINK!!! ;-) (really)
> >After an abbreviated field sobriety test, i was released to drive
home. And
> to think, I never thought I would have to bother with that crap...O
well, if
> youve ever delt with military cops, you know that they are just
dying to
> bust your chops!! Until next time....
> >
> >-Tony
> >84 8v
> >93 grand caravan (Mormon assault vehicle)
> >
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