Some scirocco content/What Your Car Says About You

[Shannon Fenton <sfenton@telegroup.com>]

>  
>
> >What your car says
> about you: 
> > 
> >Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick 
> >of sports cars 
> > 
> >Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars 
> > 
> >Acura NSX- I am impotent 
> > 
> >Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires 
> > 
> >Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states 
> > 
> >Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman 
> > 
> >Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp 
> > 
> >Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people 
> > 
> >Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions 
> >when I tell them I have a 'Vette 
> > 
> >Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis 
> > 
> >Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow 
> >the government 
> > 
> >Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather 
> > 
> >Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well 
> > 
> >Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and 
> >I voted for Eisenhower 
> > 
> >Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get 
> >this car 
> > 
> >Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart) 
> > 
> >Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones 
> > 
> >Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph 
> >& change lanes when I pull up behind them 
> > 
> >Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. 
> > 
> >Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. 
> > 
> >Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible 
> >is better than no convertible at all 
> > 
> >Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit 
> > 
> >Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically 
> >a lemming. 
> > 
> >Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits 
> >pending. 
> > 
> >Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power 
> >or his reports. 
> > 
> >Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that 
> >is in the shop 280 days per year. 
> > 
> >Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu 
> >Corp. 
> > 
> >Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish 
> >suppers 
> > 
> >Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above) 
> > 
> >Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for 
> >an autograph. 
> > 
> >Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a 
> >son named Cole. 
> > 
> >Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18- 
> >wheeler 
> > 
> >MGB- I am dating a mechanic 
> > 
> >Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either 
> > 
> >Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. 
> > 
> >Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going 
> >to make a.... 
> > 
> >Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted 
> >List 
> > 
> >Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena 
> > 
> >Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock 
> > 
> >Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise 
> >would be inaccessible to me 
> > 
> >Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is 
> >a tad bit too liberal 
> > 
> >Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic) 
> > 
> >Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even 
> >more 
> > 
> >Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet 
> > 
> >Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns 
> > 
> >Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet 
> > 
> >Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now
   >
 >Volkswagen Scirocco- I
enjoy spending more time repairing my car then 
 >driving it.
 >
> > Volkswagen Scirocco 16V- I dont think
> police radar should be admissable
   > in
a court of law.
   >
> >Volvo
> 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

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Thank You for your Time,
     Shannon Fenton
	Retail/Carrier Technical Analyst
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           sfenton@telegroup.com