Car Trouble

[Kevin Collins <kevinc@flashcom.net>]

A penguin is driving his Mk2 16V through Arizona on a hot summer's day 
when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure 
enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around 
the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at 
it.  The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he 
comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his 
car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk.  He finds an ice cream 
shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the 
spot since he's a penguin and its Arizona in the summer, after all.
   
He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream. Of course
he has no hands so it is rather messy.
   
By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his
mouth-a total mess. He walks back to the service station and says to 
the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic
replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No no," says the
penguin. "It's just ice cream."


-kc-
'86.5 Scirocco 16V 2.0
'99 GTI GLX

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