Re: Scirocco likes and dislikes

["Zach Vrooman" <zach@discover-net.net>]

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it's a babe magnet! 

Really? All the babes in my shithole town go for dudes with Camaros,
friggin H---a Preludes, or <shudder> SUVs. They ignore me, even though I'm
a Mel Gibson lookalike! :) Obviously, the women here have poor taste. Hmph.

zach
86 8v
84 8v
85 GTI


> From: No one outnoths the noth! <noth@axion.net>
> To: Scirocco-L <scirocco-L@scirocco.org>
> Subject: Scirocco likes and dislikes
> Date: Friday, January 15, 1999 10:08 PM
> 
> things that piss me off about my scirocco:
> 
> - The stupid-ass sunroof has a severe attitude problem as well as an 
> intermittent bladder problem.
> - My delay wipers and wiper squirter don't work.
> - A relay costs, like, $25
> - The fact that the Scirocco only has an oil temp. gauge but the 
> Cabriolet gets a voltmeter and oil pressure gauge as well... which one's 
> supposed to be the performance car, guys???
> 
> things I love about my scirocco:
> 
> - My brother never asks me to drive it because he doesn't fit in it.
(He's 
> 6 foot 7.)
> - My boyfirend doesn't want to drive it anymore because he always gets 
> caught speeding in it (and he's a cop! Poetic justice!)
> - It's comfy.
> - It's easy to work on.
> - It has tons of trunk space compared to my old Cabbie.
> - It doesn't pee on my leg in the rain like my old Cabbie.
> - It's an absolutely bee-oo-tiful car to look at.
> - It smokes Hondas at traffic light drag races.
> - And hee!
> 
> (marie.)
> 
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