[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]
Humor: Newest Vanagon Performance Mod...
You all may be interested in adapting a Vanagon performance mod for your
Sciroccos. It sounds pretty fast to me.
Ron Antaki
'88 Mk2 (only 16V)
-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com] On Behalf
Of S2
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 1999 4:37 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Newest Vanagon Performance Mod...
TODAY ONLY!
The ultimate performance mod is here.
I have exclusive access to the dozens of Lockheed P2V Neptune antisubmarine
warfare aircraft in mothballs in a certain dry place in the west.
The engines are preserved in perfect (sorta) condition.
Choose either a J-54 jet or a R-3350 radial recip as each plane has two of
each. For a real boost you can use the Gyrowerks mod in addition to the
Maxithruster mod to enable vertical takeof and landing with an optimum
cruising speed of 185 mph and a top speed of 245 mph.
The standard Audi conversion kit, lots of money, and a "few" other sundry
items is all you need to add a really neet engine that will spew a flame 80
feet as you accelerate away from those snotty Porsche 935 pilots. Thats
with the J-54. With the R-3350 mod you will have over 2500 horseposer to
the rear wheels. Viper? NO PROBLEM!
Send your van and a certified check for $175,000.00 via UPS to:
IMOUTAHERE inc.
4141 April Lane
Under Groove Heights, MN nozip
--
To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe scirocco-l" to majordomo@scirocco.org.
If you experience other problems, email: scirocco-l-probs@scirocco.org