German motoring phrases

["Victor Farren" <vfarren@rrs.cdie.org>]

This was forwarded to me by a friend.  Thought everyone here would enjoy it, so here it is......work is slooooooowwwww during the holidays.


Subject: Fw: German Motoring Phrases

> The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company cars
> will now be of German origin. To this end the company has produced the
> following list of GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES:
> 
> 1. Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators
> 
> 2.  Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Hood
> 
> 3.  Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
> 
> 4.  Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch
> 
> 5.  Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
> 
> 6.  Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver
> 
> 7.  Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car
> 
> 8.  Der Flippenflappenschitspreader =  Windscreen wipers
> 
> 9.  Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt
> 
> 10. Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway map guide
> 
> 11. Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
> 
> 12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
> 
> 13. Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck
> 
> 14. Der Bananwaltzen = Skid
> 
> 15. Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident


Victor J. Farren
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