Things i like to do in my Scirocco

[MIKE <lerb@redrose.net>]

Yes this is what scirocco owning as all about!!!!!!!!!











1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to
headbang.
Listen
to COOL music like Ani Difranco (my own imput:)).
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
With a
look
of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint.
The
more it
looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger
seat,
when
driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out
your
window or
sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry 
look and an
obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk
to
them,
stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw 
their
butts
out
the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto
other
cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy
sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a 
stop. Then
get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

Mike Weiler
1984 rocco 8v 16v kit installed 131k (need major interior parts).
Please e-mail me with any parts you may have extra and pricing.
lerb@usa.net
lerb@mindless.com
lerb@softhome.net
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