Car humour

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From: Ken_Leitman@ACML.COM
To: mercedes-digest@lists.realtime.net
Subject: Re: Cars and their owners
Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 11:05:59 -0400
Message-ID: <8525649D.0052C92E.00@smtpmta.acml.com>

Ken_Leitman@ACML.COM




From: Ken Leitman @ ALLIANCE CAPITAL  on 05-20-97 11:05 AM


Cute, very cute. But you forgot a few:
Ford Windstar: I don't care if no one can see around me,
   I don't seem to mind not knowing what's going on around me.
Toyota Corolla, '80s vintage: These chrome wheel covers add 5 mph
   to the top speed. I'm going to get a whale tail for it. BTW,
   like the blue neon license-plate holder?
Toyota  Corolla, 'early '90s: I'm so old I fart dust, but I know
   traffic in the right lane will slow down to let me enter.
Chevy Monte Carlo: My boyfriend owns a Mustang.
Jeep Cherokee: see Ford Explorer
Chrysler New Yorker: My husband owns a Buick LeSabre.
Ford Taurus: Baaaaaahhhh..
Range Rover: I lost my brush guard rear-ending a Ford Windstar.
Ford Aspire: Boy, did I get ripped off. Can't get more than $1500
   for trade-in, but still owe $4000 on the loan.
Dodge Stealth: I'm a dentist.
BMW 535: What do you mean, I can't use the right shoulder to go around
   this traffic jam?
Sterling: Non-existant.
Triumph TR7: My headlight switch has three settings: Off, Dim, and
  Flicker.
Chevy Impalla SS: This will be a collector car someday. (Yeah, right,
  a taxicab with a Camaro engine.)  :)

Via a vw enthusiast friend of mine
Ken
1969 280sl 162000 mls
MBCA




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