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Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 09:20:38 -0300
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From: Brenda Mahoney <bmahoney@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
Subject: Ponderables
> Subject: Ponderables
>
> Did you ever wonder.
>
> 1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
> 2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
> 3. When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
> 4. How did a fool and his money GET together?
> 5. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
> 6. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
> 7. What's another word for thesaurus?
> 8. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
> 9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
> 10. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> 11. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
> 12. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
> 13. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
> 14. Do blind eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
> 15. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
> 16. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
> 17. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
> 18. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
> 19. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
> 20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>
Brenda Mahoney If we do not know what
Records and Research Officer port we're steering for
Alumni Affairs/Capital Planning no wind is favorable
Memorial University of Newfoundland
Tel(709)737-4354/Fax (709) 737-2008 Seneca
Bmahoney@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
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