Re: New problem.

[skerocdriver@juno.com (Shawn C Meze)]

On Tue, 16 Dec 97 16:23:27 CST Bob Farrell <farrell@icdh16.dseg.ti.com>
writes:

>Shawn,
>I'm ashamed of you. 


Yeah. Me too. Excuse me while I go spank myself.


>For a guy usually so thorough you missed an important
>detail. Damien needs to put his wife's real Christmas present in the 
>glove box. A pair of 1 carat diamond earrings should do nicely. 


I thought of that, but if you make it seem like the car IS her gift, then
he will be all set! Right? Sure..
Besides, the earrings are only worth a couple weeks of happiness anyways.
Then she will be back at the original issue of the car from nowhere and
he's up das kreek. 
Say its hers and she will be telling all her friends, "My honey bought me
a car for xmas"! AWWW how sweet. 
Then he tells her, honey, there's something wrong with the car. The
springs are dead and we GOTTA buy these Race Springs and Konis.... Well..
yeah they're expensive but I don't want you to get in an accident because
I put in cheap suspension pieces! Do you want that! Ok, good then i'll
call the potterman right away and have him next day air them to us. 
Then a few weeks later:
Honey, the motor sounds sick. Do you hear that? What? you cant? Well,
trust me that its sick and is in need of a rebuild. Hmm, this Velocity
2.0L will fit perfectly honey. I'll call Jeff right away and next day air
it to us! 

Do you see how it works?? How in the heck do you think I got my Scirocco
BUILT being married to that woman?   


>Just a suggestion from a married guy,
>Bob Farrell


Just sharing my experience as a formerly married guy (One time loozer)
who is just stupid enough to probably do it again! (She owns the GLi so
she's cool.... for now..) 



              Shawn Meze
86' Jetta GLi           82' Scirocco GTi
The Fastest, Quickest, Cleanest and
best looking Scirocco in all of San Diego!
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