Got this from a humor list I'm on. I am not the original author.
Enjoy..... -Arthur
> The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company cars
> will now be of German Origin. To this end the company has produced the
> following list of GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES:
>
> 1. Die BlinkenLeitein Tickentocken = Indicators
> 2. PullKnob und KnuckleChoppen = Bonnet
> 3. Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
> 4. Das Kulink mit Schlippenund Shaken = Clutch
> 5. Der Phlatt mit Bloodyfukken = Puncture
> 6. Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner Driver
> 7. Das Bagsaroomfurschagginkin = Estate Car
> 8. Der flippenFlappenschitspreader = Windscreen Wipers
> 9. Der KlunkenKlinkenfrauleintrappen = Seat Belt
> 10. Das Buch fur Arsewipen = Highway Code
> 11. Die DippenuntDazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
> 12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
> 13. Der Fukkengratetrucken = Lorry
> 14. Der Bananawaltzen = Skid
> 15. Das Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near Accident
>
> The Company hopes that all drivers will find this information of use.