Good Joke

[josh clark <jclark@postoffice.ptd.net>]

Read this and laugh:


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>Date:         Tue, 5 Nov 1996 23:38:42 -0500
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>Subject:      Good Joke
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>Three Volkswagen Engineers and three accountants were traveling by train
>to a conference.  At the station, the three accountants each bought a
>ticket and watched as the three engineers only bought one ticket.  "How
>are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one
>accountant.  "Watch and you'll see," answered one of the engineers.
>They all boarded the train.  The accountants took their respective
>seats, but all three engineers crammed into a rest room and closed the
>door behind them.  Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came
>around collecting tickets.  He knocked on the restroom door and said,
>"Tickets, please!"  The door opened just a crack and a single arm
>emerged with a ticket in hand.  The conductor took it and moved on.
>
>The accountants saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.  So after the
>conference, the accountants decided to copy the engineers on the return
>trip and save some money.  When they go to the station, they bought one
>ticket for the return trip.  To their astonishment, the engineers didn't
>buy a ticket at all.  "How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
>said one perplexed accountant.  "Watch and you'll see," answered one of
>the engineers.  When they boarded the train, all three accountants
>crammed into a restroom, and the three engineers crammed into another
>one nearby.  The train departed.  Shortly afterward, one of the
>engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the
>accountants were hiding.  He knocked on the door and said, "Tickets,
>please!"
>
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>
>Good Joke
>
>

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